Mine, Carp, and Smasters' white balls > Jman, Tomcat, Cheesicles' red hat.
Carp, Smasters', and
my white balls > Jman, Tomcat, and Cheesicles' santa hat.
For your gramatical error it becomes:
Sabb < Niggas < Mexifrys < Osama < Hitler < Everybody else < Coolzelfag lolol< Pingas < Jman < Sagnip < Your Mother.
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