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A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« on: December 07, 2010, 02:20:40 PM »
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"DAAAAAAAAAMN NIGGA, WTF U BEEN SMOKING CRACKA"

"MAN NIGGA, WTF U BEEN SMOKING, U SMOKIN YO' PANTS FILLED WITH DOODOO!"

"SAY THAT TO MY FACE NIGGA AND I'LL BUST YO NIGGA ASS OPEN AND STOMP ON YO NUTS NIGGA"

or: (To be read in a high-pitched, annoying/bitchy as fuck African American female voice)

"YO WHITE ASS CRACKA, GET DA FUCK OUT OF MY SEAT BOY BEFUR I FUCK YOU UP NIGGA"

(Male)"DAAAAMNN GIRL, CALM YO ASS DOWN NIGGA, YO WHITE BOY, DONT GET UP FROM YO SEAT NIGGA"

(Female)"SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA, IMM GO OVER THERE AND KICK YO BLACK NIGGA ASS BITCH"

*All of bus turns*

(Male)"IMMA SIT THAR TOMARROW NIGGA, THEY AIN'T NOT 1 THANG U CAN DO BOUT' IT NIGGA!"

(Female)"NIGGA, YOU SIT HERE AND IMMA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS NIGGA"

"YOU'S GONA BE IN SO MUCH PAIN BLACK ASS NIGGA, IM FROM DA WEST COAST BITCH!" (And I quote)

(Male)"BITCH, GET YO BITCH ASS OVER HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE NIGGA"

And on, and on and on and on and on. This is why I can haz a driver's license pl0x.
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2010, 02:24:18 PM »
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School bus?


I haven't been on one since.... freshman year..... 2006...
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2010, 02:27:42 PM »
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Quote from: Moolz ♥ on December 07, 2010, 02:24:18 PM
School bus?


I haven't been on one since.... freshman year..... 2006...

I has to wait 1 moar year for license. :C
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2010, 03:29:12 PM »
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Quote from: Cake Faic on December 07, 2010, 02:27:42 PM
I has to wait 1 moar year for license. :C

Ditto.

In the back of my bus sits the stoner sophomores, the middle just has people listening to their iPod, and the front is where my guys sit and we always have some kind of discussion or debate that attracts everybody else.

Examples:

Would you fuck another guy for a million bucks? (Yes)
Is ganja bad for you? (Faux News friend always starts this one)
Macs -vs- PC (PC)
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2010, 03:33:03 PM »
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typical
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2010, 03:59:45 PM »
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i haz had license for 2 and a half yearz suck it  :trollface:
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2010, 04:02:23 PM »
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Quote from: Carp on December 07, 2010, 03:59:45 PM
i haz had license for 2 and a half yearz suck it  :trollface:
3.8 years bitch!
Class C and M
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2010, 04:06:55 PM »
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Got mine when I was.... um... near the end of sophomore year.


lol.
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2010, 04:10:19 PM »
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Quote from: Moolz ♥ on December 07, 2010, 04:06:55 PM
Got mine when I was.... um... near the end of sophomore year.


lol.

so, 16? lol
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2010, 04:11:10 PM »
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Quote from: Deacon(TakeBackTheRain) on December 07, 2010, 04:10:19 PM
so, 16? lol

I dunno - I guess - it must be.
I don't remember :(
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2010, 04:11:48 PM »
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when did you graduate?
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2010, 04:38:04 PM »
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I took the bus for a year and they would sniff sugar (no literally, Cane Sugar) packets from the cafeteria -_-.
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2010, 04:40:45 PM »
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wtf... I didnt have a school but in highschool. Used public transit like everyone else.
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2010, 04:42:26 PM »
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Quote from: Peetah on December 07, 2010, 04:40:45 PM
wtf... I didnt have a school but in highschool. Used public transit like everyone else.

You're canadian right?

does the TTC smell like urine and farts to?
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Re: A tipical converstation on the bus to school
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2010, 04:46:16 PM »
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NAWWW Its full of NICE CANADIAN imigrants.
Barley any Mexicans in Canada. Just Chinese Viet philip Italians and Portuguese. Niggers here and there.
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