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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2010, 09:52:23 AM »
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The baby...
smelled really good.



Like a real baby.
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2010, 09:53:20 AM »
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2010, 10:06:32 AM »
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Quote from: Moolz ♥ on November 20, 2010, 09:52:23 AM
The baby...
smelled really good.



Like a real baby.
Lolwat.
Well, my brother's baby looks really fucking creepy. Like the kind you would see from a cheesy scary movie.
Also, this is my favourite part. To activate the baby the first time, he had to hold his wrist band against a few sensors on the baby. There were 4 of them.

One on the chest, one on the back...
And one on the ass and his 1 in pingas.
My brother held it extra long on the crotch...
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2010, 10:17:49 AM »
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Quote from: SabbathFreak on November 20, 2010, 10:06:32 AM
Lolwat.
Well, my brother's baby looks really fucking creepy. Like the kind you would see from a cheesy scary movie.
Also, this is my favourite part. To activate the baby the first time, he had to hold his wrist band against a few sensors on the baby. There were 4 of them.

One on the chest, one on the back...
And one on the ass and his 1 in pingas.
My brother held it extra long on the crotch...

that's hot  8)
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2010, 10:18:59 AM »
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Quote from: SabbathFreak on November 20, 2010, 09:50:42 AM
I lol'd.
Best part about this baby, is that my brother can't really let anyone else take care of it cause he has to activate it with his wrist band every time it starts crying, so that it knows he's doing it, and if someone else does it without my brother activating it, it gets detected and he loses marks.

Hmm take wrist band off, give to other person...
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2010, 10:21:54 AM »
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Quote from: Shawn on November 20, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
Hmm take wrist band off, give to other person...
It's like one of those things you get at the hospital, there's no way to take it off without cutting it.
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2010, 10:23:22 AM »
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Quote from: SabbathFreak on November 20, 2010, 10:21:54 AM
It's like one of those things you get at the hospital, there's no way to take it off without cutting it.

Arg i'll tell the teacher right after they give me that thing to just fail me on the spot for the reason i don't sleep with neckless's or wrist bands...
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2010, 10:28:25 AM »
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Quote from: jman15234 on November 20, 2010, 10:17:49 AM
that's hot  8)
It's a baby, that's creepy.
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2010, 10:36:05 AM »
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Quote from: Frank on November 20, 2010, 10:28:25 AM
It's a baby, that's creepy.

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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2010, 10:49:59 AM »
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Wait wtf, is there some type of activity monitor/sensor on those things where your teacher can tell what you've been up-to with it? Because I'd dump that thing in a boiling pan of hot vegetable oil then call it a day.
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2010, 10:51:34 AM »
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Quote from: Cake Faic on November 20, 2010, 10:49:59 AM
Wait wtf, is there some type of activity monitor/sensor on those things where your teacher can tell what you've been up-to with it? Because I'd dump that thing in a boiling pan of hot vegetable oil then call it a day.
Yup it's how they grade you.
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2010, 10:55:33 AM »
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I had to do this with my gf this year
I didn't choose her the teacher did.
I was over at her house one day and we were just about to get smexy then that damn baby stared being a bitch. its like a mini cock-blocker
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2010, 11:10:13 AM »
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Quote from: Tomcat on November 20, 2010, 10:55:33 AM
I had to do this with my gf this year
I didn't choose her the teacher did.
I was over at her house one day and we were just about to get smexy then that damn baby stared being a bitch. its like a mini cock-blocker

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but seriously

SHORT THE DAMN THING
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2010, 11:39:59 AM »
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If it has like a barcode scan thing make him press the code onto a scanner and print off a copy.  :D
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2010, 12:00:27 PM »
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oh the good old days of parenting.... i never want to go back.
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