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Fml... Again
« on: November 20, 2010, 07:44:59 AM »
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So, my brother thought it was a good idea to take a parenting course this semester.
Well, it all went well until this weekend, because now he had to take home one of those dolls for the weekend that act like somewhat of a baby, and you have to take care of it for 2 and a half days for the summative... Well I think you get my point here. My brother isn't the brightest, or the most patient, so while I'm still sleeping his baby wakes me up cause it started screaming... I go back to sleep, and shortly later my BROTHER wakes me up... cause he won't stop shouting at the baby. God help the child my brother will hopefully never make.


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My brother isn't a very good parent, he took a parenting course and brought home an annoying doll for his summative, but I find him quite a bit more annoying then the doll.


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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2010, 07:47:29 AM »
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So, my brother thought it was a good idea to take a parenting course this semester.
Well, it all went well until this weekend, because now he had to take home one of those dolls for the weekend that act like somewhat of a baby, and you have to take care of it for 2 and a half days for the summative... Well I think you get my point here. My brother isn't the brightest, or the most patient, so while I'm still sleeping his baby wakes me up cause it started screaming... I go back to sleep, and shortly later my BROTHER wakes me up... cause he won't stop shouting at the baby. God help the child my brother will hopefully never make.


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My brother isn't a very good parent, he took a parenting course and brought home an annoying doll for his summative, but I find him quite a bit more annoying then the doll.
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2010, 08:12:00 AM »
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2010, 08:15:09 AM »
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2010, 08:25:20 AM »
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2010, 08:25:57 AM »
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2010, 08:26:33 AM »
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2010, 08:54:12 AM »
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA XD


Wanna know a secret?
If you take the keys that it came with (which I hope it did) and find the tag that has the babys information, like boy/girl etc. and insert that somewhere in the back of the baby, it turns the baby off completely.

Just go to the teacher and say it died on me.

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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2010, 09:15:17 AM »
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA XD


Wanna know a secret?
If you take the keys that it came with (which I hope it did) and find the tag that has the babys information, like boy/girl etc. and insert that somewhere in the back of the baby, it turns the baby off completely.

Just go to the teacher and say it died on me.
Lolwin, but it isn't like that. He's got some wrist band that he has to wear and there is no way to turn the baby off without it being apparent.


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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2010, 09:25:15 AM »
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2010, 09:34:59 AM »
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Hmm... I just heard the baby start crying.
I wait for my brother to do something with it.
Minute later: baby still crying, more sploshuns and gunshots from Halo Reach.
Good fathar.


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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2010, 09:36:20 AM »
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Hmm... I just heard the baby start crying.
I wait for my brother to do something with it.
Minute later: baby still crying, more sploshuns and gunshots from him killing the baby.
Baby stops crying.
Good fathar.

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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2010, 09:38:30 AM »
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fix'd  ;)
I'm sure that's coming next.

also forgot to mention, when he first got the baby it wouldn't stop crying and he kept saying it's broken, it's not supposed to crying so much LOL.


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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2010, 09:42:02 AM »
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LOL yeah my cousin had the baby doll too to take home.

I remember she went to the girls bathroom at school and set the baby down on the counter to wash her hands/dry them ...
then some bitch pushed it off the counter

the baby died. but she didn't have to endure endless crying. lol. then again she got an F.
She was doing great too lol.


I remember my boyfriend did that too. a longggg time ago. But he just ended up giving me the baby to take care of it.
I brought it to my medical class.... It started crying during lecture...
My teacher (who's so awesome) shoved me in the closet and told me to stay in there with the baby.
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Re: Fml... Again
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2010, 09:50:42 AM »
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LOL yeah my cousin had the baby doll too to take home.

I remember she went to the girls bathroom at school and set the baby down on the counter to wash her hands/dry them ...
then some bitch pushed it off the counter

the baby died. but she didn't have to endure endless crying. lol. then again she got an F.
She was doing great too lol.


I remember my boyfriend did that too. a longggg time ago. But he just ended up giving me the baby to take care of it.
I brought it to my medical class.... It started crying during lecture...
My teacher (who's so awesome) shoved me in the closet and told me to stay in there with the baby.
>_>
I lol'd.
Best part about this baby, is that my brother can't really let anyone else take care of it cause he has to activate it with his wrist band every time it starts crying, so that it knows he's doing it, and if someone else does it without my brother activating it, it gets detected and he loses marks.


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