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Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
Cheesicle:
Heres one I used in 2nd grade
There is a boat full of cats. One cat jumps into the water and drowns. All the cats died. Why?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)They were copy cats DURRHURRRRRR
Devie:
--- Quote from: Cheese n' Ketchup on November 22, 2010, 02:08:07 PM ---Heres one I used in 2nd grade
There is a boat full of cats. One cat jumps into the water and drowns. All the cats died. Why?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)They were copy cats DURRHURRRRRR
--- End quote ---
that's .... by far,... the worst I've heard...
Seb:
--- Quote from: rocket50 on November 22, 2010, 12:04:20 PM ---Heres one I learned in grade 3....
A 6 year old kid goes into the kitchen, and sees that his mother is chopping carrots. She accidently cuts her finger "FUCK!!"
"What does that mean mommy?" The little kid asks
"Uhh, chopping carrots!"The mother answers
The kid walks into the bathroom and the father is shaving, "Shit!" The father has accidently cut his face with the razor.
"What does that mean daddy?" The little kid asks
"Uhh... Shaving!" The dad answers
The kid walks into his sister's bedroom and she is talking on the phone, "That bitch!"
"What does that mean" The kid asks.
"Uhh, it means grandma and grandpa!" The sister answers
A little later, grandma and grandpa shows up at the door, the kid comes there to greet them "Hello bitches! Mom is fucking in the kitchen, and dad is shitting in the bathroom!"
--- End quote ---
What the fuck of a kind of elementary school did you go to?
Deathie:
--- Quote from: Woody on November 22, 2010, 05:09:50 PM ---What the fuck of a kind of elementary school did you go to?
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Cheesicle:
--- Quote from: rocket50 on November 22, 2010, 12:04:20 PM ---Heres one I learned in grade 3....
A 6 year old kid goes into the kitchen, and sees that his mother is chopping carrots. She accidently cuts her finger "FUCK!!"
"What does that mean mommy?" The little kid asks
"Uhh, chopping carrots!"The mother answers
The kid walks into the bathroom and the father is shaving, "Shit!" The father has accidently cut his face with the razor.
"What does that mean daddy?" The little kid asks
"Uhh... Shaving!" The dad answers
The kid walks into his sister's bedroom and she is talking on the phone, "That bitch!"
"What does that mean" The kid asks.
"Uhh, it means grandma and grandpa!" The sister answers
A little later, grandma and grandpa shows up at the door, the kid comes there to greet them "Hello bitches! Mom is fucking in the kitchen, and dad is shitting in the bathroom!"
--- End quote ---
I REMEMBER THAT!!!! HAHAH
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