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Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
Frank:
--- Quote from: Tiger Guy on November 22, 2010, 05:57:07 AM ---You know what happened with your mom and I last night?
I fucked her very hard
--- End quote ---
You know what happened with your dad and me last night?
Nothing, because we live farther than 5,000 kilometres from each other and don't even know about each other's existance.
Rocket50:
3 gays walk into a bar and there is only one stool, how do they all sit?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)They turn the stool upside down
Tiger Guy:
--- Quote from: rocket50 on November 22, 2010, 08:15:36 AM ---3 gays walk into a bar and there is only one stool, how do they all sit?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)They turn the stool upside down
--- End quote ---
That one actually made me laugh.
ursus:
--- Quote from: rocket50 on November 22, 2010, 08:15:36 AM ---3 gays walk into a bar and there is only one stool, how do they all sit?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)They turn the stool upside down
--- End quote ---
Another that I heard when I was 10...
My point is that these jokes probably were all originally used by 5th-graders.
Rocket50:
--- Quote from: gamefreak171 on November 22, 2010, 09:54:49 AM ---Another that I heard when I was 10...
My point is that these jokes probably were all originally used by 5th-graders.
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Heres one I learned in grade 3....
A 6 year old kid goes into the kitchen, and sees that his mother is chopping carrots. She accidently cuts her finger "FUCK!!"
"What does that mean mommy?" The little kid asks
"Uhh, chopping carrots!"The mother answers
The kid walks into the bathroom and the father is shaving, "Shit!" The father has accidently cut his face with the razor.
"What does that mean daddy?" The little kid asks
"Uhh... Shaving!" The dad answers
The kid walks into his sister's bedroom and she is talking on the phone, "That bitch!"
"What does that mean" The kid asks.
"Uhh, it means grandma and grandpa!" The sister answers
A little later, grandma and grandpa shows up at the door, the kid comes there to greet them "Hello bitches! Mom is fucking in the kitchen, and dad is shitting in the bathroom!"
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