I snickered, but that's like.
Faggotry.
Okay so. There's a Preacher, a boyscout, and a lawyer on a plane. The pilot has a heartattack, and there's only one parachute.
The Preacher says "The boyscout has his whole life ahead of him; he should get the parachute."
"FUCK THE BOYSCOUT!" Says the lawyer.
"Do we have time?"