Always wondered how paper beats rock :V
As a child I claimed that rock COULD BEAT paper.
We were playing rock paper scissors and my enemy won with his paper and I, a rock.
I was so mad, I decided to take a rock, and paper.
I put the paper down on the ground and used the rock (basically rubbed the rock counterclockwise on the paper) - it destroyed it.
I let out a huge "SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and stomped away in my pigtails.