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Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« on: November 03, 2010, 07:14:45 PM »
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The faggotry levels for new players/general dicks have been raised to over 9000 for one simple reason

Mic-spamming

Weither it be playing some overused fucking internet meme song that everyone and their grandmother heard, or a simple modern music faggot song. It always gets narrowed down into those 2 category's. And since you want to kick the shit out of 'em, certain people have different views on this. Most of the time the player dances around the mic-spamming rule and thus telling you to mute. Which unfortunately...you cant do anything but mute.

(For the record, there is no reason to spam the shit out of the mic with music, god gave Bill Gates and Steve Jobs the fucking idea for Windows Media Player/iTunes. But people dont tend to realize that,)

If you actually want to play music and not expect people to mute you, then follow this guide:


* HaloCoD1997 joins the game

* HaloCoD1997 repeatedly spams a overloud 8bit song which the bass fuck's up everyone's speakers

DudewithCommonSense69: DUDE, TURN OF THAT FUCKING SHITTY MUSIC

HaloCoD1997: UMAD BRO?/?? JUST MUET ME FAGET LOLOL XD XD xD

Funfact: That scenario actually exists on our RND servers. If you dont want to be a faggot like HaloCoD1997, then stick to these guidelines:

* DO-NOT-FUCKING-PLAY OLD AND/OR OVERUSED INTERNET FAMOUS SONGS

Examples include:

Banana Phone
Numa Numa -
Chocolate Rain
Heavy Bieber
Never Gonna Give You Up
Any Fucking Variant of Caramelldansen/Caramelldansen itself. - Should be an instant kick
300 Dub Remix
Jizz in my Pants

QUOTES AND SOUND EFFECTS ARE OKAY ONLY IF THEY FIT THE SITUATION/RANDOM LULZNESS

If there is an epic 1 on 1 stand on TTT, only then its time to play some Mortal Kombat/Some drastic Opera that you would find in a Hitman game.

When someone is accusing you for a traitor-ish act on TTT, quickly reply with a Hank Hill quote of: "What are you Implying?".

If someone epic just happened on any server, it would be the right time to reply with a PART of "Jizz in my Pants". When the faggot says "AND THEN I JIZZED...IN...MY PUNNTS" would be the right time. Or a Duke Nukem' quote of: "HOOOLLYY SHITTT"

When your T-bagging someone on TTT/ZS, it would then be the appropriate time to play the song that goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAHHH.......MMMPH...UUHH HUUUUUUUUUUU".

When your going on a massive RDM'ing spree in TTT, only then you can play the trolololol song.

IF THE MAJORITY OF THE SERVER ASK'S YOU TO STFU, THEN PLEASE...STFU!

85% people have muted you by now if you reached up to that point. What's the fun on mic-spamming if no-one can hear you but for the noobs who purchased gmod 2 days ago and never played a source game before?

This guide is trying to avoid that. And besides, you would be looked upon as a giant raging faggot to the society of RND/Gmod in general. Simple, turn off the song and wait for the appropriate moment to start up again.

HALP, PPL R STILL MUTING ME AND TARGET-RDMING ME IN TTT!!!1!twohunderedandeightyeight,,,.

You doing the following these wrong:

* Your spamming un-necessary shit.
* Your spamming the right shit, but at the wrong moment
* Your spamming at the right moment, but the wrong shit
* Your already a general faggot, so just give up on HLDJ/HLSS now
* Players are not in the mood to hear the crap right now
* Your not playing enough Queen.

Re-read the fucking guide. Lern2build from it. Dont be a faggot and tell people to mute if you know your playing a fail sound effect/song.

Its not that hard to mic-spam and not get muted at the same time.

IN CONCLUSION

- Dont play music that has nothing to do with the current situation. - #1 rule for hldj/hlss.
- Please dont be a faggot and expect people but your dick-sucking minions to mute you.
- Dont overplay sound effects like Arnold swachinasdjklasnigger quotes which no event triggered them.
- Dont play any type of overloud weaboo shit and everyone hates.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 07:59:30 PM by Cake Faic »

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2010, 07:35:17 PM »
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How to mic spam for dummies.

Hhehe nice app man +1.
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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2010, 07:38:56 PM »
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xD that explains everything of why people target rdm in ttt when theres a mic spammer

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2010, 07:48:47 PM »
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* DO-NOT-FUCKING-PLAY OLD AND/OR OVERUSED INTERNET FAMOUS SONGS

Examples include:

Banana Phone
Numa Numa
Never Gonna Give You Up


What I like those songs....

In fact when people are playing those songs i don't mute them...
The only time i mute people is when their playing the shit you told them to play...

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2010, 07:54:44 PM »
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What I like those songs....

In fact when people are playing those songs i don't mute them...
The only time i mute people is when their playing the shit you told them to play...

Go back to the pingaz factory and get your brain re-wired pl0x.

You may like them, but everyone else doesn't.

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2010, 07:59:02 PM »
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Go back to the pingaz factory and get your brain re-wired pl0x.

You may like them, but everyone else doesn't.

Lol? just because you don't like those songs doesn't mean others don't.

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2010, 08:00:34 PM »
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Lol? just because you don't like those songs doesn't mean others don't.

Me and 75-80% of player's in general don't like them :3

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2010, 08:05:51 PM »
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Me and 75-80% of player's in general don't like them :3

Proof?

as it stands you're just pulling stats out your ass...

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2010, 08:08:34 PM »
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Proof?

as it stands you're just pulling stats out your ass...
>Implying anyone would get actual statistical data on the player base of RND
It's pretty well understood that people blasting the same shit is annoying to nearly everyone, Shawn.

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2010, 10:20:02 PM »
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If only all mic-spammers would have such common sense as this topic.

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2010, 11:14:29 PM »
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>Implying anyone would get actual statistical data on the player base of RND

Just saying... I hate when people pull random stats out their ass Lol

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2010, 07:32:22 AM »
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According to my analysis of RND members 99% are destined to eat a chicken barbecue sauce sometime in the next 5 years.

I mean it.



mic spamming in ttt is annoying.
People who have their mic volume set to high and go on all the time about everything thats happening around them are annoying too.

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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2010, 09:08:20 AM »
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ehh mic spamming is fun.. GET USED TO IT.
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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2010, 09:35:26 AM »
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Go back to the pingaz factory and get your brain re-wired pl0x.

You may like them, but everyone else doesn't.

I do so GTFO

Also if I see anyone mic spamming I set them to globally muted so they can enjoy the mindfuck of having their mic "broken"


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Re: Cake's Guide for Micspamming
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2010, 01:33:10 PM »
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Guides like these are stupid, people have different tastes, and what some consider as music aka "stupid electro music blasting out of your speaker that every six years old can make himself" is simply bullshit in other eyes.
All this will do is cause a huge-ass argument ...

>Implying anyone would get actual statistical data on the player base of RND
It's pretty well understood that people blasting the same shit is annoying to nearly everyone, Shawn.
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