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Hey look, more hope in humanity
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:48:25 AM »
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/noble-burglar-reports-suspected-pedophile-police-article-1.1553985

Just because you are a burglar, doesn't mean your automatically bad. Quite recent news story from 3 months ago

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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 09:50:17 AM »
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This reminds me of the time that a Canadian couple caught a burglar in their house because husband told a really funny joke and they heard a laugh upstairs.

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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2014, 09:55:47 AM »
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This reminds me of the time that a Canadian couple caught a burglar in their house because husband told a really funny joke and they heard a laugh upstairs.
Hahaha holy shit.


Also, what if it was planted?

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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 10:10:22 AM »
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I'm sorry but that's a typo that you really don't want to make.


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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2014, 10:37:01 AM »
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I'm sorry but that's a typo that you really don't want to make.
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIET THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2014, 10:37:55 AM »
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OH SHIIIIIIIIIIET THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS
were going to hell


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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2014, 10:52:26 AM »
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were going to hell
If Hell's such a funny place, than I believe the weight will be worth it.

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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2014, 12:11:42 PM »
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If Hell's such a funny place, than I believe the weight will be worth it.

Oh don't worry Frank, we're ALL going to hell for this. It's definitely going to be a funny place.

Also, its awesome to see good choices from burglars these days.
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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2014, 12:23:45 PM »
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Oh don't worry Frank, we're ALL going to hell for this. It's definitely going to be a funny place.

Also, its awesome to see good choices from burglars these days.

I wonder if the burglar actually stole his stuff anyway.

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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2014, 01:38:59 PM »
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Reminds a case when a robber stole money from a bank and put it in a bag. The bag was then stolen from another robber. The first robber called the cops. He was arrested.

       
                                                

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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2014, 02:07:59 PM »
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I wonder if the burglar actually stole his stuff anyway.
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He listed several appliances as being stolen, but did not make a statement about the missing tapes.




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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2014, 04:19:29 PM »
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The burglar may not be bad morally, but he did technically still break the fucking law, so your hope in humanity is going to the wrong person.
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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2014, 04:32:04 PM »
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The burglar may not be bad morally, but he did technically still break the fucking law, so your hope in humanity is going to the wrong person.
Yeah, good actions don't cancel bad actions.

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Re: Hey look, more hope in humanity
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2014, 04:56:41 PM »
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He still gets the best burglar of 2014 award though.