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Let's make up a new doomsday.
« on: December 22, 2012, 11:23:17 AM »
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So, with the 2012 thing over let's make a new one.

Here's mine.

The Flying Spaghetti monster is going to come down, stick his noodle appendages up our anus and eat us with his own "noodle". Suddenly, Cheesus Christ will come down
and smite us all with the power of 1000000 chedders. The end.


Let's here yours!
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2012, 11:47:16 AM »
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Rechyy dieng
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2012, 12:43:39 PM »
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The world isn't going to simply end on December 21st, it's only the beginning. 
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2012, 01:21:15 PM »
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im still holding out for nuclear war. causing the zombie apocalypse, bringing about the second coming of Jesus.
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2012, 02:30:42 PM »
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We still have:

Nuclear Holocaust

Zombie Apocalypse

Technological Singularity and then Assimilation/War against Machines

Universal Heat Death

Ignition of entire atmosphere killing everything

Floods

Solar Radiation

Alium Invasion

Random Superhumans/Heroes/Villains

Famine

The Rapture/s
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2012, 02:32:34 PM »
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Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on December 22, 2012, 02:30:42 PM
We still have:

Nuclear Holocaust

Zombie Apocalypse

Technological Singularity and then Assimilation/War against Machines

Universal Heat Death

Ignition of entire atmosphere killing everything

Floods

Solar Radiation

Alium Invasion

Random Superhumans/Heroes/Villains

Famine

The Rapture/s

You forgot the return of Michael Jackson.
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2012, 04:53:57 PM »
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Marie will strip in public
Then the world will end for sure
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2012, 05:04:00 PM »
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Quote from: Ϝuzsioᴎ on December 22, 2012, 04:53:57 PM
Marie will strip in public
Then the world will end for sure
That was rude.



And how about a chemical produced by plants that make us kill ourselves
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2012, 06:58:07 PM »
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The world will end if Valve cancels the 3rd Half Life game.
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2012, 12:10:12 AM »
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Quote from: Astropilot on December 22, 2012, 06:58:07 PM
The world will end if Valve cancels the 3rd Half Life game.

Ha
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2012, 08:02:43 AM »
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Quote from: Astropilot on December 22, 2012, 06:58:07 PM
The world will end if Valve cancels the 3rd Half Life game.
That will never happen. And if it did, it would take a couple of years for Valve to admit it...
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2012, 09:40:56 AM »
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Gabe Newell Eaten by Pet Shark

"Only if the sharks get me!"
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2012, 09:59:18 AM »
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My penis will grow so much, that it will crush the world.
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2012, 10:52:20 AM »
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Quote from: Alkaline on December 23, 2012, 08:02:43 AM
That will never happen. And if it did, it would take a couple of years for Valve to admit it...

Source engine to was anounced so yah its most likely in production
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Re: Let's make up a new doomsday.
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2012, 11:27:26 AM »
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Quote from: saivon on December 23, 2012, 10:52:20 AM
Source engine to was anounced so yah its most likely in production
I'd guess Gabe would die before it was released if Valve keeps delaying production... and then the collapse of Valve. Let's hope EA goes bankrupt first.
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