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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2012, 08:10:54 PM »
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Steal a cruise ship and go to Easter Island to live out my life. Anyone wanna help?

I'm in.  A deserted Island would be best though.
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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2012, 08:52:19 PM »
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Get a chick, a black guy and a vet. Followed by Deacon can be our black guy.

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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2012, 09:49:57 PM »
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Haha, I've thought about this a lot,

If I were rich enough, I'd have had a concrete bunker reinforced with steel rebar built about 50 feet underground in a very remote forest.  There'd also be a thick layer of lead in there to further stop radiation.  I'd have shelves filled with canned goods, enough to last 5 people 80 years.  The ventilation would be disguised as a tree where air would be fanned down into facility.  The fan and everything else would be powered by photovoltaic material disguised as, again, trees.  There would be two entrances.  The main entrance to the surface being via ladder and.....can you guess?......it would surface inside the hollow trunk of a fake tree that opens up from the inside.  The other "entrance" would really be an emergency exit: a tunnel leading 1/4 a mile away, surfacing under a large carved out boulder.  All these entrances would have thick doors and locking mechanisms beneath their natural disguises though...better to not be noticed in the first place.  Now, what about water?  Well, at 50 feet underground in a forest, the bunker would be located near some groundwater.  I'd have filters ready for it.  I'd also have planted explosives in a radius around the bunker just beneath the forest floor, in case of a truly dire situation...  Oh and you can't forget the armory room which would be filled with hand guns, grenades, automatics, etc...  Also some webcams wired through and powered by the fake trees could provide surveillance around the area.....although in such a remote place, it's not likely anyone would even be out there in the first place.

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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2012, 09:53:06 PM »
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Haha, I've thought about this a lot,

If I were rich enough, I'd have had a concrete bunker reinforced with steel rebar built about 50 feet underground in a very remote forest.  There'd also be a thick layer of lead in there to further stop radiation.  I'd have shelves filled with canned goods, enough to last 5 people 80 years.  The ventilation would be disguised as a tree where air would be fanned down into facility.  The fan and everything else would be powered by photovoltaic material disguised as, again, trees.  There would be two entrances.  The main entrance to the surface being via ladder and.....can you guess?......it would surface inside the hollow trunk of a fake tree that opens up from the inside.  The other "entrance" would really be an emergency exit: a tunnel leading 1/4 a mile away, surfacing under a large carved out boulder.  All these entrances would have thick doors and locking mechanisms beneath their natural disguises though...better to not be noticed in the first place.  Now, what about water?  Well, at 50 feet underground in a forest, the bunker would be located near some groundwater.  I'd have filters ready for it.  I'd also have planted explosives in a radius around the bunker just beneath the forest floor, in case of a truly dire situation...  Oh and you can't forget the armory room which would be filled with hand guns, grenades, automatics, etc...  Also some webcams wired through and powered by the fake trees could provide surveillance around the area.....although in such a remote place, it's not likely anyone would even be out there in the first place.

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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2012, 10:05:58 PM »
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well there are "virgin forests" near and in my country so i would take a car with some books that explain basics of important stuff like farming and idk smelting? and drive and drive and when i find a place that looks kinda nice and got a big river near id stop there

 







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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2012, 10:17:37 PM »
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well there are "virgin forests" near and in my country so i would take a car with some books that explain basics of important stuff like farming and idk smelting? and drive and drive and when i find a place that looks kinda nice and got a big river near id stop there

Never go into a survival situation without the proper training. If you eat berries that make you shit too much, you'll get dehydrated and die.


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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2012, 10:55:06 PM »
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Never go into a survival situation without the proper training. If you eat berries that make you shit too much, you'll get dehydrated and die.
Don't forget that you'd need to kill. So if you're soft(like me) and can't kill, you're probably going to starve to death if you don't know what plants to eat and which are dangerous.

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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2012, 11:03:46 PM »
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I will act like one of them :3
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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2012, 11:17:49 PM »
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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2012, 02:52:58 AM »
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I would take two of my katanas, lots of food (especially and mainly canned food), a couple bottles of water, my cellphone because I might be able to use it for something, a couple of clothes to change, put my bicycles in the car and drive to a very nearby farm that nearly no one in my city knows about (it's in open plains and it's kinda hidden behind hills which I have explored with my bicycles).
If I'll see lots of zombies I'll probably snap into "survival mode" so I won't have any morals or ethics "interferring" with my actions.

I might also go on a small detour to take my friend that has passed some medical training and has some medical supplies in his house. I will also have a couple of markets at about 15 mins cycling away from me so I'll have places to loot from, cause most of the people here are either fat, old, barely exercise and religious (which means they'll stay at home and pray for god) so there won't be a lot of normal humans to stay around to loot markets.

I've trained in martial arts, exercise at gym and learn kendo so I won't be swinging the katanas around like an idiot and accidentally slice my own head off. I'm also pretty good with electronics and the friend with medical supplies is much better than me in that so I think I have pretty good chances =D

But I think massive earthquakes and volcano erruptions are more likely to happen and especially where I live. So in that case I'm probably doomed.

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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2012, 03:06:04 AM »
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I don't really have a plan.

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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2012, 07:57:28 AM »
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Head to Costco.

UNLESS there are people there.

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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2012, 01:23:46 PM »
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Never go into a survival situation without the proper training. If you eat berries that make you shit too much, you'll get dehydrated and die.

one of the books i would get before going there would be about the things in the forest, animals and plants.

also, when my dad was a marine he went to the jungle to a town, so if I had time I would tell him to tell me where it was and take everyone I care to there and take with me some villagers who know the jungle very well.

Like my dad got trained by some of them, he would go walking with them on the forest and they would tell him "this plant is named "something" , if you cut it from here it will give you water"

Also I know some basics of survival in the jungle, i wouldn't aim to eat berries and avoid frogs with nice colours.


anyways i wouldn't be aiming to live in a shaft eating berries in the middle of the jungle... I would rather walk leaving a pathern and maybe following a river to get more deep in the jungle.

Once i reach a nice spot I would clean the place and start trying to build places where people can sleep and so and start woking on the land for a farm in the future (would had taken seeds of some basic shit with me).

also if the river had fishes that would make it better.


If im lucky enought i could take a chiken from the village and make a chicken farm there (since I really doutb I could take a cow and a bull trought a deep jungle for days.)








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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2012, 04:40:50 PM »
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Thank god there's a gunshop down the street from me.

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Re: What would you do if: Zombies
« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2012, 08:33:19 PM »
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Head to Costco.

UNLESS there are people there.

DEACON

FLIP SHIT ON HIM.

That was my original plan a long time time ago, until my common sense kicked in lol

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