I saw the Danish post and decided to just copy that just change it all to Norwegian!
Well okay, here's a quick guide to the Norwegian language, including a phrase list.
In Norway we have 3 letters which are different from the english alphabet they are called "æ" "ø" and "å"
these words are commonly used in danish. Therefore you need to know how to pronounce them:
æ/Æ= Eah - Its like AEEH if you scream it, as you see in the letter its AE - Æ. æ - ae.
ø/Ø = ue - This is really just a wierd letter, ø.. its like ueah. In the starting of that word " ueah " you say the letter U and after that the sound of the letter Ø will apear.
å/Å = ouh - this letter is hard to pronounce, it goes like an ouh sound made by leaking out air from the loungs.
Rest of the alphabet goes like the english one, and most of the words are pronounced as in english, but heres a phrase guide, to the most used danish sentences.
I = Jeg
Me = Meg
He = Han
She = Hun
They = Dem
Them = Dem
a/A:
Alkohol = Alcohol
Ape = Monkey
Anti = Against
Alle = All
Alder = Age
b/B:
Bie = Bee
Biseksuel = bisexual
Banan = Banana
Tispe = Bitch ( In dog term ofcourse. )
Båt = Boat
Gjeng / Bande = Gang
Bavian = Baboon
Skitten = Dirty
Bank = Bank or Beating up like in.. " På mandag får du bank! " - " On monday your getting beaten up! "
Rumpe = Butt
s/S & c/C
Sitron = Lemon
Sykkel = Bicycle
Sement = Cement
Chili = Chili
d/D:
Dum = Stupid
Dildo = Dildo
Dam = pond
Disk = Disc
Dyne = Dove
Deres = Theirs
Dåp = to be baptist
Drukne = Drown
Detektiv = Detective
Diskotek / klubb = Club
e/E:
Eller = either
Etter = After
Epilepsi = epileptic
f/F:
Fitte = Pussy
Fantasi = Fantasy
Fantastisk = Fantastic
Feit = Fat
g/G:
Gruppe = Group or gang
Godt = Good
Gammel = Old
Gud = God
Gas = Gas
h/H:
Han = He
Hamster = Furret
Hår = Hair
Hal / gang = Hall
Hore = Whore
Hund = Dog
Hopp = Jump
i/I:
I = Me or In
Idiot = Idiot
Ild = Fire
j/J:
Jul = Christmas = Big
Jøde = Jew
k/K:
Kam = Cam
Ekkelt = Disgusting
Kjæreste = Girlfriend/boyfriend
Kalender = calender
Penis / Kuk / Pikk / Tiss = Penis
Kengeru= Kangaroo
l/L:
Lamt = Lame
Lavendel = Lavender
lang = Long
Land = Country
Lukt = Smell
Lyn = Lightning
Lys = Light
Ludder / tøs = Whore
m/M:
Mongolid = Retard
Mål = Goal
Mann = Man
Minutt = Minute
Mange = Many
Munn = Mouth
n/N:
Normal = Normal
Ny = New
Navn = Name
Narkotika = Drugs
o/O:
Ovn = Owen
Oldis = Ancient / Old
Orgasme = Orgasm
Og = And
p/P:
Park = Park
Papegøye = Parrot
Pirat = Pirate
Pass = Passport
Pupper = Boobs
q/Q:
Quiz = Quiz
r/R:
Ræv = ass
Rævhull = Asshole
Regning = Bill
Retten = Court
Rund = Round
Rask = Quick
s/S:
Suge = Suck
Sladder = Gossip
Seng = Bed
Sur = Mad
Svensk = Swedish
Sko = Shoe
Skole = School
Sund = healthy
t/T:
Troll = Troll
Teit = Stupid
Tøvv = Rope
Tiss = Pee
u/U:
Ung = Young
Under = Under
Ultra = Ultra
v/V:
Vinner = Winner
Vinne = Victory
Voldelig = Violent
x/X:
Xylofon = Xylofon
Xtra / Ekstra = Extra
y/Y:
Yver = Cow Tits
Yndlings = Favourite
Yndig = Gracefull
z/Z:
Zebra = Zebra
ø/Ø:
Øy = island
Øl = Beer
Øvre = Upper
å/Å:
Ål = Eel
So that was a quick Dictionary, heres some phrase you can use when traveling in Norway:
Hei, Mitt navn er ______ = Hello, my name is ______
Jeg kunne godt tenke meg = I would like
Hva koster den? = What's the price?
Hvor gammel er du? = How old are you?
Hvor finner jeg _____? = where do i find ______?
Heres some phrases for computer gaming.
Du er virkelig dårlig = You suck
Jeg eier ræva di = Im owning your ass
Du blir trolla = Your getting Troll'd
din feite store dritt., jeg skjøt deg i hodet = You fat piece of crap, i shot you in the head
Okay so that was a VERY quick guide to the Norwegian Language
If you would like to know some more words, just type them and i will translate them
KthxnBai
- Mario
