the worst pain you have ever experienced

[Supertoaster]

The most pain I had was either when I had Swimmers Ear or when I got punched and it pulled a muscle in my neck and I couldn't move it for a week

[HideoKojima]

>inb4 broken heart

[Cake Faice]

Once during camping, I got an extremely bad charlie's horse/hamstring cramp/howeveryouwanttoput it. It's where it feels like someone is basically taking a screwdriver, jamming it into your hamstrings, and twisting it all around, and having it pulsating. It was the middle of the night, and I tried my best not to scream.

That and one time, due to a wisdom tooth infection, I had extremely sharp pains when swallowing. That lasted for 3 days, and I swallowed frequently due to me having a lot of saliva.

[Ἆxule]

Having an ear infection and flying from Washington State to Hawaii.

[·UηİŦ··]

Once during camping, I got an extremely bad charlie's horse/hamstring cramp/howeveryouwanttoput it. It's where it feels like someone is basically taking a screwdriver, jamming it into your hamstrings, and twisting it all around, and having it pulsating. It was the middle of the night, and I tried my best not to scream.

That and one time, due to a wisdom tooth infection, I had extremely sharp pains when swallowing. That lasted for 3 days, and I swallowed frequently due to me having a lot of saliva.

Grade 9 gym class.

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Through some seriously stupid amount of luck and some people's lack of spacial sense, 2/3rds of my body react to getting slammed into by those thick 'exercise mats' (because someone was so nice to have been not paying attention while I was helping them move it) and instead of "Oh, ow, hahaha" I ended up with this supercramp, and a couple of my muscles (not my whole body, things like my forearms and calves, neck and legs, even my left wrist) contracted for +/- 2 minutes.

You know when seconds before you accidentally pull a muscle, you almost know you're going to do that awkward movement? That palpable sensation of "Oh, f***, here it comes"? I pretty much went to try to stop myself from falling (both away from the MOVING WALL OF BLUE and myself towards the floor) and felt that brief sense of numbness before I just locked up and fell.

It hurt like hell, and I kept (stupidly) trying to move but all I could do was see 1 or 2 fingers flex, my arm jolt slightly and feel this... incredible constrictive, restraining, burning, tensile force. The right side of my abs made it feel like I was suffocating and I kept trying to arch my back and flip myself over because I felt so helpless.

Someone asked if "I could get up". My thighs couldn't move my legs, how the fuck do I get up?

After they 'let go of themselves' I literally couldn't even -stand- up, or hold something without feeling like my limbs were made of gelatin.

Then after I had a couple sprained joints that I had to deal with for the next few months as well as some medical asdf.

always drink your water and stretch before exerting yourself kids

[Samo]

Getting braces, dentist fucked up wiring for both sets of braces by making them long, so each end would further stab the sides and new ulcers of my mouth with every little movement for 2 weeks. Also had that pain when swallowing at the same time. Eating anything was a real bitch. My gums still haven't fully recovered.

[Cake Faice]

Getting braces, dentist fucked up wiring for both sets of braces by making them long, so each end would further stab the sides and new ulcers of my mouth with every little movement for 2 weeks. Also had that pain when swallowing at the same time. Eating anything was a real bitch. My gums still haven't fully recovered.

The pain with my tooth infection was so bad that I couldn't drink a glass of water without tearing up.

[๖Ϝцzsioᴎ]

A few years ago at school I accidentally shoved a pencil up my nose, hurt like hell and blood everywhere on the desk.

Protip: if you want your nose, don't leave your desk with a pencil.
However it cleared up my stuffed nose that day.

[Supertoaster]

A few years ago at school I accidentally shoved a pencil up my nose, hurt like hell and blood everywhere on the desk.

Protip: if you want your nose, don't leave your desk with a pencil.
However it cleared up my stuffed nose that day.

how do you accidentally shove a pencil in your nose?

[Zevante]

Whilst doing kendo, I got my foot stepped on pretty rough. My toenails were long and the force from the stomp was so great that the toenail curved and stabbed into my toe. There was blood all over the floor and I had to go home early.
 Afterwards it got infected and to get the toenail out my mom soaked my foot in salt water and pulled the toenail out with tweezers.

[๖Ϝцzsioᴎ]

how do you accidentally shove a pencil in your nose?

Had the pencil in my fist, pointing straight up, smacked my fist with the pencil against the desk and went right up my nostril...

[Samo]

AND WE CRIED LIKE MEN

[Shawn]

Probably when i was kid and had a bad skateboarding accident that sent me flying and landing on my face which cause my whole face to have massive cuts that turned into massive scabs or maybe when i had a beer bottle smash me in the head and it stay there for like 20 minutes (granted i don't really remember the pain i just remember being really pissed off and chasing the person) or perhaps it could be when i almost cut my finger clean off at summer camp...

I've been in pain so many times it hard to remember which was the greatest to be honest...

[TehHank]

my mother told me that salt is good for mouth ulcers.

So i dabbed a little bit of salt on my mouth ulcer...
THE PAIN OH GOD THE PAIN, i turned bright red and suddenly blood poured out of my nose and all over the table.

yeah never doing that again.

[Shawn]

my mother told me that salt is good for mouth ulcers.

Salt is good for cold sores/mouth ulcers and whatnot... You're suppose to put some in water and just gargle it the same way you would with mouth wash...