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Gabe Newman
« on: September 19, 2012, 02:28:52 PM »
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So, as many of you Gmod frequenters know, Garry's Mod 13 has just been delayed until October 21st.  A whole month.  When I saw this, it kinda made me start to think...  Gary Newmann and Gabe Newell are alike in many ways.  They both use the Source Engine for their games.  They both, apparently, like to delay things.  Then, the funny coincidence, check this out:  "G"ary "N"ewman and "G"abe "N"ewell.  "G" "N".  Further, the names are very similar in their spelling, with just a few different letters.  Are they the same person?  O.o

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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2012, 02:34:58 PM »
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Gabe is a fat american

Garry is a scrawny englishman

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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2012, 03:15:46 PM »
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He's gonna roast in Egypt like a turkey.
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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2012, 03:33:20 PM »
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Gabe is a fat american

Garry is a scrawny englishman
Gabe is Amerifat

Garry is a short tempered britfag.

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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2012, 03:37:08 PM »
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Garry's Mod can barely even be called a game by my standards. It's a mod. None of the props, weapons, or anything were made by him. Only made by Valve and the community.
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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 04:08:47 PM »
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Yeah their pics look totally the same.



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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 04:41:37 PM »
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It was delayed for a good reason.

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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2012, 09:28:49 AM »
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Fuck that shit he is trolling us.

He even put a white stamp making it october.He prepared this!

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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2012, 09:49:33 PM »
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is it real

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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2012, 12:55:36 PM »
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I don't mind GMOD being delayed, it's coming out on my birthday so I just consider it a birthday present.
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Re: Gabe Newman
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2012, 08:46:40 PM »
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Gaben is fat, whereas Garry is English.

On a sidenote, when I was younger I used to think Gabe Newell existed and that it was the owner of VALVe and GMod.

Super silly.