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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 03:51:05 PM »
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The hyperlink scared me for a moment.
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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 04:23:17 PM »
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Damn... How much hamburgers could Gabe have bought with that money...

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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 04:37:21 PM »
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With all that money, you could make the Bat Cave... AND MORE

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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 04:40:09 PM »
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You do know VALVe brings much more money than that, right? It's like selling your cow when you can just keep selling its milk.
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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 04:48:24 PM »
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You do know VALVe brins much more money than that, right? It's like selling your cow when you can just keep selling its milk.
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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 05:17:38 PM »
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This was false and Gabe said even if it was true he would rather have valve fall apart then it be sold to anyone

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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2012, 06:03:26 PM »
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This was a rumor. EA valued Valve at a billion, they didn't try and buy.
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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2012, 07:00:50 PM »
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EA realized how shitty they were and tried to make themselves better by attempting to buy ValvE

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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2012, 08:29:24 PM »
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This was false and Gabe said even if it was true he would rather have valve fall apart then it be sold to anyone

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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2012, 10:01:14 PM »
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Well
 
I think the main point is here

Even if ea did buy valve

Episode 3 would even be further delayed.

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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2012, 10:04:38 PM »
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Well
 
I think the main point is here

Even if ea did buy valve

Episode 3 would even be further delayed.
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With all that money, you could make the Bat Cave... AND MORE
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The hyperlink scared me for a moment.
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And miserably fails of course.

http://attackofthefanboy.com/news/ea-acquiring-valve-1-billion-fortunately-succeeded/

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EA realized how shitty they were and tried to make themselves better by attempting to buy ValvE

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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2012, 09:41:46 AM »
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Episode 3 would even be further delayed.
*Half-Life 3

And if it's EA, it would be released...along Half-Life 4, 5, 6, ect. on a yearly basis.

With Origin.

With half the game cut for a shitty excuse they call "DLC".

With a premium multiplayer subscription option

With no Source SDK

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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2012, 10:21:25 AM »
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*Half-Life 3

And if it's EA, it would be released...along Half-Life 4, 5, 6, ect. on a yearly basis.

With Origin.

With half the game cut for a shitty excuse they call "DLC".

With a premium multiplayer subscription option

With no Source SDK

With shitty $15 map packs

Oh god imagine Hl1 made by EA.

PAY 50$ TO ACCESS XEN

PAY 60$ TO GET A BLUE PREMIUM HEV SUIT.




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Re: EA tries to buy Valve for 1 Billion dollars
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2012, 10:29:55 AM »
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Oh god imagine Hl1 made by EA.

PAY 50$ TO ACCESS XEN

PAY 60$ TO GET A BLUE PREMIUM HEV SUIT.
Imagine the HL series being rebooted by Ninja Theory:

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>Gordon talks

>Gordon is a edgy insufferable cunt who has no respect for anyone

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