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I don't know where to put this.
« on: September 14, 2012, 10:48:32 PM »
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Unit: 'Cyber Police' on 'duty'.



I was just being argumentative that day (7 hours ago) because someone was being silly and using the bible to justify sexual relations a 6 year old... I ended up going full-force and (I guess) making him think(break down because he thought) he was going to be arrested. Guess I did a good job of getting inside his head so hard he finally thought he was being judged by an unseen force that was going to assfuck him with tentacles and drag him into a swirling abyss full of giant purple man-eating dildos... or something.

He literally wiped his account clean and went through the stages of denial. BUT COMMENTS STAY FOREVER :>

It's not all that he (or the horribly long thing that looked like a formal letter I typed) typed, but if you guys want that too I can put those here as well. If this is in the wrong place, move it. I don't know where to put pedophiles... lol

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Re: I don't know where to put this.
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 11:13:31 PM »
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You have done a fine job.

You will be promoted to Super-Cyber Police as soon as we can get it done.
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Re: I don't know where to put this.
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2012, 08:59:45 AM »
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And uh... How are you sure that this isn't fake?

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Re: I don't know where to put this.
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 09:45:11 AM »
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And uh... How are you sure that this isn't fake?

DON'T RUIN IT FOR HIM.
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Re: I don't know where to put this.
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 09:56:59 AM »
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And uh... How are you sure that this isn't fake?

Why would someone spend 4 years trolling just for me? His account was perfeclty untouched for the 4 years, and he didn't even start going "CHILDREN :3" Until 2010.

But then all of a sudden I write a really long thingasdf and he wipes his account and deletes his own comments?

Could be a troll. He just seemed way too sincere about this to be faking it, though.

It would explain the caps if he was a troll, but you can't just assume each and every single person out there is fake, otherwise I'm just a super-sophisticated spambot.


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Re: I don't know where to put this.
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2012, 10:41:37 AM »
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Why would someone spend 4 years trolling just for me? His account was perfeclty untouched for the 4 years, and he didn't even start going "CHILDREN :3" Until 2010.

But then all of a sudden I write a really long thingasdf and he wipes his account and deletes his own comments?

Could be a troll. He just seemed way too sincere about this to be faking it, though.

It would explain the caps if he was a troll, but you can't just assume each and every single person out there is fake, otherwise I'm just a super-sophisticated spambot.
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Re: I don't know where to put this.
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2012, 11:29:31 AM »
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Re: I don't know where to put this.
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2012, 11:33:20 AM »
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You'd be surprised.
This.

There was a guy on /sp/ and a forum I was on for a java hockey game that kept up with the persona of the football player, Stuart Schweigert for 2 years.

You'd be surprised man.
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