Very Interesting (Slightly creepy, wtf?) Personality Test

[Viole]

Often concerned with right and wrong, and punctilious in expressing it, you are best represented by the Customs Agent or the IRS inspector. Initially seen by others as cold or uncaring, you are difficult for those more spontaneous members of society to understand. You are extremely stable, responsible and dependable. You manifest an amazing ability to concentrate on the issue at hand, and are difficult to distract from issues that are important. You manifest a great sense of loyalty to your employers and your government. You tend to show love through a display of committed works, believing that actions speak louder than words. You are also resistant to change and tend to believe that the old ways are best. If a behavior has been successful in the past, why would anyone want to change? You work best in a controlled environment.

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You have a very well developed ego and you regard yourself as above average in intelligence, whether or not this is actually the case. Although your confidence is high, so is your sense of entitlement and superiority. You are easy to take offense at any perceived insult, or even at times, simple humor. The end result of this attitude if taken to extreems will be a sense of isolation and confused wonder at the perceived lack of appreciation from those around you.

You are easily stimulated by external events and will often seek stimulation as a means of self-fulfillment. A sense of personal emptiness often drives your desire for experience and thrills. Sometimes these can be seen as ways to connect with the outside world, which seems distant and unresolved. You feel great amounts of anxiety if you believe that restraints are being placed on you, either mentally, physically or emotionally. Any limits on your self-determination are viewed with hostility.

Stealing my mind. It ain't right.

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This client is searching for ways to connect with others, because he or she feels innately separate from other individuals. Rather than react with alienation however, the client seeks to overcome obstacles, believing that such behavior will earn public recognition. Is highly observant and in the moment.

This individual has met with a perceived failure in the past and consequently has pulled away from opportunities for further failure, which not coincidentally prevents future success as well. Social phobia is likely and often this anxiety will prevent a longlasting or strong emotional and sexual bond.

Why are these things so right...

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

Verbally and mentally fluid, you are refreshing and illuminating to those around you. This is occasionally somewhat discounted by the obvious pleasure that you take in exercising your mental acuity. Although generally peaceful you can often take a verbally aggressive tact in relations with the world, which can often be misunderstood by those around you. Innovative in the extreme, you can often think yourself right out of the correct answer to a given problem. Many times you are referred to as your own worst enemy. You tire very quickly of routine and so make poor clerks or administrative help. You also have no respect for authority and little patience for those you regard as inferior, most especially those in charge. Experimentation is your watchword and can occasionally lead to experience for its own sake and shallow decadence. Your thought can sometimes be scattered and disconnected.

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1st:

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Fond of tradition, but attached more to the joy of human interaction, you are often a beacon of hope to those members of society who have lost faith or who are in need of succor. You are often emotional, and this emotionality is rarely held in check. Kind and helping by nature, when affronted you will explode, and just as suddenly when the pain has passed return to normalcy again. On occasion this quick and vibrant emotionality is translated into a life on the stage or screen. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, but can sometimes be left confused and uncertain in times of stress or when tough decisions must be made. You avoid conflict, tending to stay out of trouble in hopes that the group will benefit most from this behavior. Because you have trouble putting your own needs first, you will be put in much stress if you find yourself in an unequal relationship, one in which your partner is not as giving as you are.

yeah pretty much but i can keep the most deadpan face ever

2nd:

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You are following a path that has not lead to success but which you believe will eventually prevail. Frustration has expressed itself as anxiety even though you are still confident that your path forward is the right one. Often you will have unrealistic goals in life or for a relationship. You are stubborn in the face of adversity, which can be both positive and negative.

 You often create your own problems through a compulsion for perfection and individuality. A romantic relationship is often met with a critical discernment and a demanding attitude that can tend to create stress and trauma. Consequently, you will often become involved in a relationship that veers constantly from one extreme to another. Social approval is very important to you and yet you pride yourself in your aesthetic judgement. You will always be seeking for ways to prove your superiority or worth.

I do somewhat desire an unrealistic relationship/goals in life... probably because most goals in life today are SWAG SWAG SWAG FUK ME SILLY.

individuality yes

I'm not too difficult on people, though. But I demand they stop wearing swagger... or trying to attempt-to-flirt with me as publicly as possible if even if they even joking about even.

I don't want to know what they're doing, I'm fairly sure they don't want to know what I'm doing unless they've got the weirdest boner right now listening to two strangers talk about how coot dey aer.

But I don't want/create relationships I know won't -really- work instead of face value hi's and goodbyes. Gotta make that connection, can't just waste your life doing something you don't enjoy.

Dem feels. Even if it's every other 7 months.

social approval is not important for me but I do actually desire a relationship 'pertaining to, involving, or concerned with pure emotion and sensation as opposed to pure intellectuality. '

but i find it appealing that someone knows what aesthetic means

You can fucking be wearing a giant barrel and shave off your hair, or anything else absurd, as long as that's you. Not one person can tell me/make me care about what I can or can't do unless it involves a Murder-Death-Kill.

But I don't desire to idolize myself. That's also wrong. Fuck that, I'm content with me being the only person who knows my name or goes out with a barrel-wearing bald person.

3rd test aaa:

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This client seeks stimulation in all its forms. Often a libertine or actively promiscuous, such a client desires to be seen as interesting by others. This is more important than seeming moral or trustworthy, and the client can often react negatively to offers of safety or appeals to common sense. Is very skilled at personal manipulation and can often control a conversation for personal gain. Best method of entry is to appeal to this client's sense of adventure.

A sense of precision and order suffuse the internal life of this potential client. There are no problems that cannot be addressed with the proper algorithm. However, despite this confidence in his or her personal methodology, the client feels a lack in emotional responsiveness from the outside world, which may be exploited through a judicious and valid acknowledge of the client's accomplishments.

god no I don't seek to be fucking interesting leave me alone

I am going to take a pencil, and scribe fuck on a building so no one can see it ever except superman and some SWAT gui with infrared goggles curb stomping the homeless.

It's less important than seeming moral or trustworthy. I'd like someone to trust me enough that I'll be able to help them should they get in a mess (Here mam, let me remove those shards of glass from your face carefully because I can see the discomfort you're wearing).

I like safety. It's also a dance.

I can't lie about the manipulation part. I'm actually just finding out that whatever an 'Empath' is, I might be one. Whether that's just an apt skill for observing the face/hormones/pheromones/whateverthehell of another person, or the aura shit.

spidey senses

what sense of adventure i stayed in the blank room question for 5 minutes

These tests are fun to do unless I'm being scammed.