- People who won't get the fucking hint/aren't able to retain more than 5 words for 3 seconds when you teach them how to do something like Math/Use the fucking Computer that's permanently attached to their Face(Book).
- When you go "Please stop bothering me, I need to do my work, too." in the most polite, honest manner... and then they think you hate their guts, or you're racist/sexist or some other shit for absolutely no reason
- People who ask for your help, and as you're helping them they just go "nonononono nvm"
- People who don't feel like doing the work right and just go "whatever man it's like probably the right amount of stuff" and end up exploding a beaker full of chemicals in science class
- People who are 'deaf'
- Teachers who are 'deaf'
- When you know something than the teacher doesn't (Since they're just eating up the wrong stuff) and you feel like even the teacher can benefit from knowing the right shit the first time...
So you correct them without being an ass, and they go "nopnopnop" and everyone automatically assumes you're stupid. 5 minutes later you pull up physical/virtual proof that you were right.
Which isn't even necessary because you're already a walking reference page/report article.
- Teachers who were openly racist to at least 16 people in the class .-.
- Teachers who were openly sexist to at least 4 people in the class, and actually went so far as to play "BOIS VS GURLZ" and automatically give all the girls (Who didn't know anything) hard questions, and give the boys preschool questions .-.
- Friends who just couldn't stay out of trouble
- Twats that go around being 'thuuugz REEL GEEEEEEEEYEAUH swag swag swag yolo REAL TALKS'
- When you're having a good day and you doesn't even anything and then someone goes "Y U SO MAD/SAD?"
Man fuck what, I can't not want to not smile 100% all the time? I can't sit down and just stare outside the window and relax and watch some clouds/a biplane actually fly by randomly and think "Gee, that's pretty amazing" or actually THINK about something I WANT TO think about without being asdf...?
- When you say something the majority of people online you know... know... and the whole class goes "OH SHIT HE'S EINSTEIN MAN FUK HE SNAPPD AWW SHIT AAAAAAAW"
- Doing selfless acts for people because they're not capable of themselves, and getting yelled at for doing it
- When someone gives you that look like you're going to steal something from the Cafeteria/Vending machine WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY IN YOUR HANDS
- When you pull out your phone for you own personal use, and someone just can't sit still and NEEEEEDS to see what you're doing
- When someone asks you something and you give an honest reply, and they think you're joking
- When an idiot who can't steer/stop a bike properly almost runs into you
- When an idiot who can't steer/stop a bike properly almost runs into construction + Traffic and you have to go and stop their shit for them, and then they think you're stealing their bike or something.
Should of just let him run into the Cadillac.- When people think they know you (you don't even KNOW them), and then they come up to you and go "... Well, you know, cause you're
x and not
y 
"
"Oh Unit, because you're gay..."
"Oh Unit, because you're rich..."
"Oh Unit, because you're BLAK..." (But they're being serious when they say this, like I can fly to the moon because I'm BLAKK. Shit.)
"Oh Unit, because you're SMART..."
"Oh Unit, because you speak English, you must be MIXED..."
"Oh Unit, because you're good at this stuff..."
"Oh Unit, because you seldom say anything to people who yell "YOLO SWAG" you must be an -emo- becauseidon'tunderstandclichesorstereotypesandyouknowcauseUnityoutotallyfitthatonerightheuheudoyouweareyelinerheu..."
"Oh Unit, because you're probably a Sadist..."
"Oh Unit, because you like Red/Blue/Purple..."
"Oh Unit, because you're CLOSE-MINDED..."
"Oh Unit, because you're HORRIBLE AT RELAYING INFORMATION..."
"Oh Unit, because you know so much you must be an atheist/satanist/thedevil/etc/Idon'tknowthedifferencebetweenanatheistandsatanistsbutthat'sokaybecauseIhavefacebook..."
"Oh Unit, you have a reverse-Hitler mustache! Are you Hitler? LOLOLO HOLOCAUST HEY LOOK EVERYONE IT'S HITLER!"
"Oh Unit, silly, I know you're political stance and I will speak for you in front of people you may actually want to hang out with"
"Oh Unit, because I know you're cheating on me even though you've been talking to me for the last 50 hours"
"Oh Unit, because! :>"
Aha.
Ahaha. :I
- When someone talks about something old as fuck IN REAL LIFE, and then proceeds to act like it was the best thing ever and they've never seen it until today... but they're on Facebook all the time?
For the love of god.-When you let any person in a group always get their say, but today this is srs buisnss and you could easily get the group a fucking A+. They suggest another "Let's colour it with all the orange crayons" idea, when you lay out some constructive criticism and suggest your idea without completely trampling theirs.
They just give this smile and say nothing and look at you like you're stupid.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHNNNOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH."
Man, what. - People who do not bring their own shit and ask you for more because you're that one pile of never-ending resources, right?
- When you go to the bathroom or leave the classroom, and you come back and someone is playing with your shit.
- People who drop their shit around you when you eat, and you have to throw it out for them because this teacher gives you a dirty look
EVEN THOUGH I CLEARLY USED THIS TIN FOIL SHIT COVERED IN GREEN/RED SHIT FOR MY -ONE- SANDWICH THAT I AM CASUALLY STILL HOLDING IN MY HAND, THAT IS ALSO IN A FUCKING ZIP-LOCK BAG.
I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE BEFORE IT WAS COOL.- You're done your work, and there's 10 minutes left in class. No one is doing anything because the work is either homework, or they don't care. You've got your shit done, dotted the i's and crossed the fucking t's.
There's 10 minutes. The Teacher isn't doing anything about the people walking around the classroom and yelling and throwing pencils.
Let's put my head down for a bit, yeah?
"SIR PLEASE GET YOUR HEAD OFF THE DESK AND FINISH YOUR WORK SDGSNEGSG"
