Actually...this would be interesting.
Particularly in sabbs case.
Name: Sabb
Gender: Female
Age: 43
Occupation: Jargon Middle School Cafeteria Administrator
Height: 5'6
Weight: 324lb
Observational Notes: Likes to yell at students a lot. She's been reported several times for spitting in the students' food while preparing meals in the back room.
Current Whereabouts: Unknown. Was last seen fleeing the country with eye witness reports of the woman performing armed robbery at multiple Pizza Hut locations.
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