Author Topic: HDMI Cables  (Read 167 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Supertoaster

  • A completely superfluous bottle of cough syrup
  • ***
  • Cat LoverWindows User
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 3711
  • Gender: Male
  • Only six bucks
  • Respect: +1236
HDMI Cables
« on: June 16, 2012, 04:42:00 PM »
0

Offline Foofoojack

  • ******
  • Posts: 2604
  • Gender: Male
  • Ộ_Ộ
  • Respect: +546
Re: HDMI Cables
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2012, 04:56:49 PM »
+1
my favorite part is the trolls in the reviews

Offline blαh2355

  • Welcome to aperture science!
  • ***
  • League PlayerWindows User
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 3921
  • Gender: Male
  • May we perform tests on you?
  • Respect: +978
Re: HDMI Cables
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2012, 07:57:22 PM »
0
Da fuq. Lol'd at the troll reviews though.



Offline Samo

  • N3RDSLAYA2003
  • *****
  • Windows User
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 967
  • Gender: Male
  • So smug. So sly.
  • Respect: +158
Re: HDMI Cables
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2012, 05:48:56 AM »
0
Quote
This is a great product! You can tell by its price. When I saw it listed for $2694.75, I just knew had to have it.

>I would like to preface this review with the fact that I am from the planet Norx'Blath and live in a pod-station where HD television is outlawed, mainly due to reminding everyone of the days when my people lived in barbarism and savageness, watching television using analog signals.

However, I have very fond memories of receiving an HDTV when I was 267 years old, merely an infant. I had just bought an HDTV but needed a suitable HDMI cable, and after seeing this on amazon.paralleluniverse.uk for the unbeatable price of 3z^87 phlangths (2,500 of your American Earth dollars), I just couldn't resist the nostalgia and had it delivered overnight using Amazon Prime Illegal Smuggling (and just for the record, I would like to give props to those guys for delivering across 26 dimensions of space time in less than 6 of your Earth hours. Great dedication, or as they say in my pod-station: GARXXXX).

I was so excited, almost going so far as to trip the emotional alarms the newest dictator had installed in our pods. However, I turned down my EMOTION dial and received the shipment the way most illegal shipments are received on my planet: through the cut-glass plumbing (don't ask). I hooked it up immediately and started playing a game on the GameStation Interstellar Network powered by AT&T.

In fact, I had hooked it up so fast that I hadn't even noticed the color, which was black. You see, on Norx'Blath, black is the color one uses when he has cheated on his significant other with galactic farm animals. A very specific situation, yes, and it pains me to admit it is very common on Norx'Blath. But since the glorious world government (who is infallible in their judgment) deems this an unacceptable color, I must give this cable the score it deserves.

Or maybe I could use this chance to assert my own free will over a domineering government. Maybe I could learn a thing or two from you humans. That does it. I have lived in oppression long enough. From now on I will--

POD-GOVERNOR'S NOTE: This gentleman has decided of his own free will to not continue the review and has turned himself in, again of his own free will, for violation of state laws, which prohibit mention of intercourse with galactic farm animals. He has requested, OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, that his parting message speak of the glorious government's infallible judgment and the fact that his death penalty is completely deserved. He has also left the HDMI cable in my possession, of his own free will, along with his GameStation holo-console (powered by AT&T). None of this was done through coercion by the glorious world government, the leader of whom is handsome and perfect in all he does.

Please disregard all information in this review. Especially the bit about galactic farm animals.

Signed,
Glorious Norx'Blathian World Government
(Powered by AT&T)

Offline Osme

  • Feel like whinin'?
  • ******
  • Linux UserWindows UserOld Forum Member
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 2847
  • Gender: Male
  • Get some wine in.
  • Respect: +331
Code: [Select]
for(;;) procrastinate = !procrastinate;Damn emoticons

Offline Lavenchie

  • Never underestamate
  • *****
  • Windows UserOld Forum MemberLeague PlayerCat LoverDog Lover
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 928
  • Gender: Female
  • the power of the scout's code
  • Respect: +256
« Last Edit: June 20, 2012, 12:48:50 PM by Lavenchie »
Thanks Marie
Thanks Crypto!

Offline Tomcat

  • Your Argument is Inert
  • ******
  • Donator
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 2539
  • Gender: Male
  • Wat Do?
  • Respect: +503
    • Tomcat's blog

Offline Osme

  • Feel like whinin'?
  • ******
  • Linux UserWindows UserOld Forum Member
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 2847
  • Gender: Male
  • Get some wine in.
  • Respect: +331
« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 02:14:55 AM by Degtyarev »
Code: [Select]
for(;;) procrastinate = !procrastinate;Damn emoticons