What kinds of tasty dishes can you cook?

[Devie]

Old joke that I've used before:

I can make a mean sausage with a couple of hard boiled eggs on the side with a cup of milk that can fill any woman up for months.

>milk with hard boiled eggs and sausage
>sexual reference
>disgusting together as a meal anyway

[·UηİŦ··]

I'm not sure what comes out of the kitchen when I'm done classifies as tasty dishes, or food in general.

But it comes out of the microwave before I eat it. Mostly anything I can find will turn into an Eldritch Sandwich/soup.

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Just recently I ate oreos, goldfish, marshmellows, LIFE brand cereal, ketchup, salt, cheese, mayonnaise, mustard and honey together.

[Supertoaster]

i made

a chicken pot pie


do you like chicken pot pie

[Seb]

i made

a chicken pot pie


do you like chicken pot pie

my three favorite things

[cogsandspigots]

I can make tacos.

[Captain Communism]

Sorry for the bumb, but I made a cake.


No. You can't have any.
EDIT: Fuck I hate my phone's camera.

[Astropilot]

Update: Chicken Drumsticks. Will get pictures soon. (The you'll be able to do this in one week kind of soon)

[Seb]

Process:


Result:

[Seb]

more food





shit was delicious

[Cheesicle]

I CAN COOK SCRAMBLED EGGS, INSTANT NOODLES, AND PB&J.

I CAN ALSO REHEAT EVERYTHING ELSE. JUST ADD OIL AND FIRE.

[Devie]

Proudlys autistic little brother set his lunchables on fire today.

He microwaved it. Including the box. And the wrapper. And the foil.

[[Valor]iPounce]

Damn devie would hate me If she sees this

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I can cook Adobong Baboy

[TehHank]

mushroom and egg fried rice

[Seb]

Delicious.

[Alphaggot]

more food

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shit was delicious

I just realized. That cooking oil is where you got your name.