So yesterday...

[Pryvisee]

Me and my girlfriend broke up.. It was 13 months.. Almost 14.

The end. 

[Foofoojack]

Feel sorry for you man, no one like you deserves that.

(At least that's what I think.)

[Ἆxule]

Sorry bud. To be honest, it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. At least, that's what I think. I've never been in love._.

[ursus]

Don't worry, my last girlfriend broke up with me after 11 months and 28 days.

You can imagine my mild frustration.

[○ Μαρία ○]

I'm sorry for you man, I've been single for about.... what, 15 years now? I think being single is much more productive, but I feel bad for you none the less.

[blαh2355]

Even though I've never been in a relationship and actually feel how it is, it feels bad. I had a friend who was going out with this girl for like 2 years and all of a sudden she broke up with him. It hit him hard.

[Shockah]

Sorry bud. To be honest, it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. At least, that's what I think. I've never been in love._.

I'm hurt Axule, truly hurt. Anyway yeah that's downright unfortunate hope all the best, relationships can be tough especially when they come to an end.

[Cable]

Don't worry pryvisee, I'll be your girlfriend.
my chest will be waiting for you <3

[Ἆxule]

Don't worry pryvisee, I'll be your girlfriend.
my chest will be waiting for you <3

what the hell man?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

you cheating on me already?

[Cake Faice]

Don't worry pryvisee, I'll be your girlfriend.
my chest will be waiting for you <3

Perfect opportunity to try out Cake's Secret Hot Sauce Lube.

[Astropilot]

Perfect opportunity to try out Cake's Secret Hot Sauce Lube.

Time to turn up the heat.

[Seb]

I had to break up with my ex because her mom forced her to break all communications.

it's okay privy i'm here, as long as i get to be the guy

[Supertoaster]

Don't worry pryvisee, I'll be your girlfriend.
my chest will be waiting for you <3

FUCK YOU I WANT YOUR CHEST MORE THEN ANYBODY HERE