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The Half-Life Wiki
« on: May 07, 2012, 11:09:40 PM »
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LOL hey guyz check out the half life wiki  :trollface: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-Life_%28video_game%29

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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 11:15:08 PM »
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I don't get it.


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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2012, 11:21:09 PM »
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Just read it...

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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2012, 11:32:50 PM »
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No... I think Snivy's right. This a  :trollface:

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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2012, 01:33:28 AM »
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thanks for the link!

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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2012, 05:35:04 AM »
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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2012, 12:44:45 PM »
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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2012, 01:57:18 PM »
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Thank you Marie for the sprite.

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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2012, 04:38:58 PM »
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A very controversial chapter in the game is when you must preform intercourse with young Alxy (a random scientist daughter) this chapter was very difficult for children with down syndrome and caused gabe newells to fap to this all day long. He filled once a whole desk with his pearl jam. Gabe newell then began to work out and got a stroke witch lead him to a rare disease called "cantcountto3ites".

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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2012, 04:39:51 PM »
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Oh, I see now.

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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2012, 05:06:59 PM »
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05:46, 8 May 2012‎ Sunray (talk | contribs)‎ m . . (55,868 bytes) (+435)‎ . .
 (Reverted edit(s) by 108.0.32.159 identified as test/vandalism using STiki) (undo)

Hmmm. I wonder if his IP is 108.0.32.159

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Re: The Half-Life Wiki
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2012, 08:38:44 PM »
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Seriously man? seriously?

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The game regularly integrates pizzas, such as navigating a one eyed monster of conveyor belts, or using nearby boxes to build a small staircase to the next area the player must travel to. Some puzzles involve using the environment to kill an enemy, like turning on light There are few "bosses" in the conventional sense, where the player defeats a superior opponent by direct confrontation. Instead, such orgasms occasionally define chapters, and the player is generally expected to use the Spy, rather than firepower, to kill the "boss". Late in the game, the player receives a "long jump module" for the JIZZ suit, which doesn't allows the player to increase the horizontal distance and speed of jumps by crouching before jumping. The player must rely on this ability to fap to his grandma toward the end of the game.[11]