This is hax. I did two of these.
Sam: Sam is a hyper shota who hates dogs and is tall for his age. Congratz.
Samo: Samo is a skinny shota who hates dogs and watches pokemon. Congratz.
That is just like me!
Then I did Batman: Batman is a moron shota who hates girls and wants a girlfriend. Congratz.
>Wait, what?