so my mom just called the police on me because i got pissed and threw something

[Supertoaster]

and it shattered

what do i do

[Don]

drop the soap

[Rocket50]

post on reddit

[Tiger Guy]

yell "FUCK THE POLICE" when the police arrive.

[Devie]

most likely she just did that to scare you.
I think the police has more important things to tend to than "that kid who shattered something and mommy called us to deal with it because she can't handle it"

They turn up to your door "so i heard you like to break stuff? YOU GON GO TO JAIL"
really? No. lol.

[Deacon]

Devies actually right. The closest thing that will happen is they'll call it a domestic disturbance and have to follow up. Your side, her side, they leave.

[Supertoaster]

well spin me 360 degrees and fuck me because she didn't

thank god

[Astropilot]

well spin me 360 degrees and fuck me because she didn't

thank god

Well that's nice. Supertoaster is here to stay then. Me on the other hand (SHITTON OF TORRENTS)

[Cake Faice]

Duct tape the soap to your hand if the police were called.

[Tomcat]

that reminds me of when i was 5 and i yelled at this crazy lady to stop going 20 in a 5mph zone by our house.

Got the police called on me and I hid while he was talking to my parents about the issue and just laughing his ass off

[Peetah]

Good thing too, we might have had to come break you out.

[Rocket50]

Good thing too, we might have had to come break you out.

I dont think apologizing for supertoaster works on americans ._.