Malaka's Guide on how to win before round starts

[Malaka]

Very simple to do this. I suggest you do it on a map which hurts you quickly so people wont rush to your boat. Now you have to be very rich and spend like 4-100k. Why? we using exploding barrel. Now all of you know IT EXPLODES. now what the trick is to use your zero-point energy manipulator(dont know what it is then too bad) and shoot the barrel in the air. Now you must quickly take out your phys gun and freeze or at least grab it before it touches ANYTHING. Keep in mind once a barrel is shot by the zero-point energy manipulator it is explosive on the smallest impact. Now all you do is use material or color tool to make it invis.... freeze it ontop of a guys boat. Now once the build of boat timer ends and get on your boat starts... All props unfreeze...including your barrels.... and BOOM the boat catches fire and gets damaged alot. Use multiple barrels for bigger boats. Either you will win the round VERY QUICKLY....or you will have a HUGE headstart.

Now do not abuse. I have a feeling barrels will be removed because too many rich people will do it everyround. Let's make a rule for this 5 barrels total a round. AND can only be done once in a map...then you have to wait for next map. And others who are not making it and notice someone making it.. DO not screw with it.. cause they just paid 4k and you will be a minge and destroy it?


I like feedback and comments PLEASE tell me if this is good.....bad.... or just ehh i already knew?

[fenkeN]

I think its better if you use the ENTER button.
But I read all of it though.

[Mr. Franklin]

not a bad idea... yes explosive barrels might be removed/ 

[Jman]

I say its a bad idea. Think about it:

Each barrel is 4k. You win and you get 3.5k.

That is one barrel and barrels do hardly any damage lol.

Only reason to buy an explosive barrel: for teh lulz

[Malaka]

I say its a bad idea. Think about it:

Each barrel is 4k. You win and you get 3.5k.

That is one barrel and barrels do hardly any damage lol.

Only reason to buy an explosive barrel: for teh lulz

LOL you reminded me what i forgot to include.... Thats it is not for money making its for the laughs XD

[Sabb]

"For the laughs"
It's a minging thing. Same as anchoring someone's boat really.
In other words it's stupid...

[Shawn]

It's a minging thing. Same as anchoring someone's boat really.
In other words it's stupid...

[Jman]

"For the laughs"
It's a minging thing. Same as anchoring someone's boat really.
In other words it's stupid...

when some random guy does it, its mingey. I meant it in the sense of like doing it to ur friend being like "Hey, want some help with ur boat? *boom*"

[Malaka]

Yea I had a friend...cpl lizzard....LOL i said I WILLL NOT SHOOT YOUR BOAT BUT I WILL STILL WIN. he made a crappy ass 4 barrel+wooden fence boat which takes like 1 rpg...or 2 explosives(barrel). I froze 2 barrels ready to go BOOM. and what do you think happened? VOTE EITHER A B C D

A) He used falcon punch and pushed the barrels into me and killed me.
B) Some Minge prop surfed straight into the barrels causing them to explode
C) Barrels did thier job and killed his boat.
D) Idiot me put the barrels on top of my boat.(TRUST ME IT CAN HAPPEN)

Please vote I want to see your imagination.

[Boat Sinker]

hmmmm 4000 dollar barrel does a max of 20 dmg on a prop. i dont see the advantage of this.

[Malaka]

hmmmm 4000 dollar barrel does a max of 20 dmg on a prop. i dont see the advantage of this.

THERE IS NO ADVANTAGE... as i said many times.... its for a laugh or to be known as minge.

[memo3300]

A) He used falcon punch and pushed the barrels into me and killed me.
B) Some Minge prop surfed straight into the barrels causing them to explode
C) Barrels did thier job and killed his boat.
D) Idiot me put the barrels on top of my boat.(TRUST ME IT CAN HAPPEN)

Please vote I want to see your imagination.

I VOTE FOR: E

[Jman]

I VOTE FOR: E

but that's hacks. 

[falconspace101]

i vote a

FALCAWN PUNCH FTW

[somerandomguy09]

when some random guy does it, its mingey. I meant it in the sense of like doing it to ur friend being like "Hey, want some help with ur boat? *boom*"

Hey     Lol dont really play flood much but now its on my to-do list

1.) Get on Flood
2.) Become uber rich 
3.) Fill maps with teh barrels
4.) Profit