First attempt:
You are:
Nigger San
the
desperate christain
destined to
overthrow all children
Second attempt:
You are:
Boss Mom
the
cold-blooded camwhore
destined to
end all STDs
Third attempt:
You are:
Faggy Girl
the
heroic overlord
destined to
sleep with all original content
Fourth attempt:
You are:
Ultra Bro
the
heroic sniper
destined to
lead all mankind
Fifth attempt:
You are:
Basement Woman
the
first meme
destined to
lead all niggers
Sixth attempt:
You are:
Fat Woman
the
legendary driller
destined to
drill moot
Seventh attempt:
You are:
Ultra Nigger
the
chosen meme
destined to
end all 4chan
Eighth attempt:
You are:
Super X
the
heroic savior
destined to
subdue all the internet