First attempt: 
You are: 
Nigger San 
the 
desperate christain 
destined to 
overthrow all children
 Second attempt: 
You are: 
Boss Mom 
the  
cold-blooded camwhore  
destined to 
end all STDs
 Third attempt: 
You are: 
Faggy Girl 
the 
heroic overlord 
destined to 
sleep with all original content
 Fourth attempt: 
You are: 
Ultra Bro 
the 
heroic sniper 
destined to  
lead all mankind
 Fifth attempt: 
You are: 
Basement Woman 
the 
first meme 
destined to 
lead all niggers
 Sixth attempt: 
You are: 
Fat Woman 
the 
legendary driller 
destined to 
drill moot
 Seventh attempt: 
You are: 
Ultra Nigger 
the 
chosen meme 
destined to 
end all 4chan
 Eighth attempt: 
You are: 
Super X 
the 
heroic savior 
destined to 
subdue all the internet