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Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« on: January 18, 2012, 02:28:39 PM »
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SO.... I went in to get my road test done today and fucking failed it. You see I only got 3 points out of the allowed 25 off, this was for little nit-picky mistakes. Well there was an uncontrolled intersection and I slowed down from 23 to 15 and went though it and looked both ways.... The lady said I was going to fast and not looking. She acted like she was a king and I was some 18th century serf. She was a flat out bitch to everyone and the 5 kids that I saw go ahead of me all failed the test. If I would of "looked and slowed down" I would of only got 3 points taken off and that would be amazing on a drivers test. Now I got to go there on the 26th and try again. So pretty much I'm ranting about how DMV employees are all a-holes and act like they don't want to be there.

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2012, 02:33:09 PM »
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Protip: ALWAYS drive 2 miles under the speed limit. Don't even bother keeping up with the flow of traffic. The people at the DMV's here do the same thing.

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2012, 02:37:52 PM »
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Protip: ALWAYS drive 2 miles under the speed limit. Don't even bother keeping up with the flow of traffic. The people at the DMV's here do the same thing.

Like I said I only got 3 points off the normal test And i was going 5 under kthx.

Its just that she said I braked to late and which I didnt.

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2012, 02:40:48 PM »
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Lmao I failed the first time too because I also had a really really reallyyyyy bitchy lady...
She said to pull over to do an overnight parking and I did and she was like
ALSKDJFLAKSDJF YOU WERE NEAR A MAILBOX...I FAIL YOU.

I'm like... what.. you told me to pull over HERE...
she's like WELL YOU PARKED NEAR IT
I'm like well fuck bro.

The second time though, it was a really really nice old man who told me his grand daughter gets picked up by her boyfriend for school and how much he hated seeing that and that I remind him of her

So I did everything fine except for the parallel parking, so helped me out and passed me
He was nice
« Last Edit: January 18, 2012, 02:53:42 PM by Devie ♥ »

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2012, 02:43:15 PM »
+1
I want to be like Phoenix Wright and walk so I don't have to deal with this shit.

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2012, 02:55:06 PM »
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Lmao I failed the first time too because I also had a really really reallyyyyy bitchy lady...
She said to pull over to do an overnight parking and I did and she was like
ALSKDJFLAKSDJF YOU WERE NEAR A MAILBOX...I FAIL YOU.

I'm like... what.. you told me to pull over HERE...
she's like WELL YOU PARKED NEAR IT
I'm like well fuck bro.

The second time though, it was a really really nice old man who told me his grand daughter gets picked up by her boyfriend for school and how much he hated seeing that and that I remind him of me.

So I did everything fine except for the parallel parking, so helped me out and passed me
He was nice

believe it or not parallel parking is my best skill. I never screw up on it. I signed up on Thursday because I knew i wouldn't have her then.

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2012, 03:07:59 PM »
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believe it or not parallel parking is my best skill. I never screw up on it. I signed up on Thursday because I knew i wouldn't have her then.

lmao the second time I went in and had that old dude -- she was there
and she fucking glared at me.

Now if you ever renew your shit, you're gonna see her LOL

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2012, 05:14:48 PM »
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Well, you can kind of imagine how boring a job at the DMV is.. Esp. since you have to do that shit every day.

But yeah, DMV people are total bitches.

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2012, 05:26:46 PM »
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Gah, that sucks. Good luck taking it again. D:

(Note to self: Be so careful I don't actually accomplish much of anything, but pass because of it. Will get to use that note in a good 10 months. >.>)


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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 06:22:07 PM »
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i failed my first road test too ahaha lol.
then i took it again and got the super old guy and by the time i finished driving with him, he looked like he didn't even know where he was! LOL! he passed me  8)

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2012, 07:12:07 PM »
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its kinda weird the women test takers like to nit pick everyone especially the guys.

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2012, 07:31:22 PM »
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I took the COOP test in my drivers ed. class, all I had to do was show them this paper and identification then bam a drivers license.
You must assimilate into our culture of diversity.

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2012, 07:39:33 PM »
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I took the COOP test in my drivers ed. class, all I had to do was show them this paper and identification then bam a drivers license.

So thats why Illinois drivers suck....


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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2012, 07:43:39 PM »
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So thats why Illinois drivers suck....


loljk
I admit we have our fair share of dumbshits, however in order to qualify for the COOP test you have to have a B or higher in the class (I hadz A) and a B or higher in driving.
You must assimilate into our culture of diversity.

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Re: Why are the people at the dmv such assholes
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2012, 07:48:06 PM »
+1
I admit we have our fair share of dumbshits, however in order to qualify for the COOP test you have to have a B or higher in the class (I hadz A) and a B or higher in driving.
And if I'm in Illinois, I'll be sure to look for the car driving backwards on the freeway.

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