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Old Forums (Haiku)
« on: October 02, 2010, 10:37:32 AM »
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First one to make a haiku about the old forums is winner of tomah corp ddos stick

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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2010, 12:05:14 PM »
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The old forum had its great times
although my haiku
has nothing that rhymes


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
« Last Edit: October 02, 2010, 12:08:28 PM by Кrаsher »





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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2010, 12:32:11 PM »
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Oh you, old forum,
the master of all rANdOm,
why have you deceased?

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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2010, 12:38:25 PM »
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The old forum had its great times
although my haiku
has nothing that rhymes


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2010, 12:45:14 PM »
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>haikus are not supposed to have rhymes
>mfw I saw Brad's poem

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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2010, 01:21:20 PM »
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>haikus are not supposed to have rhymes
>mfw I saw Brad's poem


>MFW I made a pun







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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2010, 03:36:58 PM »
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Guest contest is over lmao.
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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2010, 03:41:43 PM »
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Frank is winrar


You win


Tomah corp ddos stick



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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2010, 03:59:16 PM »
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Just like the old forum
Haikus can be random
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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2010, 04:38:04 PM »
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yayz

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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2010, 06:41:10 PM »
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haikus are poems that go:
5 words
7 words
5 words
Technically. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I don't care.
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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2010, 06:43:18 PM »
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Following the new guideline said
I have made a haiku that uses
proper sentence length, now gtfo





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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2010, 06:46:23 PM »
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Correction: Haiku actually contains 5 moras (or moraes in english) then 7 then 5

5 moraes
7 moraes
5 moraes
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Remember kids, if an old man in a van pulls up to you, kick his van and scream rape.

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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2010, 09:02:26 PM »
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Correction: Haiku actually contains 5 moras (or moraes in english) then 7 then 5

5 moraes
7 moraes
5 moraes

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

As in,

You are a dumb fuck
Uninstall your internet
Ok thx bai nao

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Re: Old Forums (Haiku)
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2010, 10:00:14 PM »
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Quote from: Wikipedia.com
Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[2] this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.
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