>VGA 2011
>loud groans are heard from upstage left
>Gaben slowly saunters on the stage from there
>he is obviously laboring with every step
>he makes a sharp moan every time his weight rests on a foot
>his fat is visibly undulating underneath his clothes
>he staggers to the center of the stage
>hands on knees, he begins to pant
>he catches his breath for ten minutes
>stops suddenly, he raises a hand
>his fat envelopes his whole arm, all you can see is a hand going up being followed by a meat-club the size of a man
>some hand-sausages lower, three stay up
>Gaben vomits a river of cheeseburgers on the stage
>some of it overflows the apron, falling into the crowd
>people are swarming to the vomitfall, eating it up and collecting it in hats
>the vomit is done, Gabe wipes his mouth on his meaty shoulder
>he opens his mouth
>"Thr-"
>the concrete gives away under Gaben, instantly swallowing him
>the sound of rock pulverizing rock is heard, growing ever fainter
>the crowd swarms up the see the monstrosity, a hole that seems to go nowhere
>suddenly, at the bottom of the hole there is light as Gaben penetrates into the Earth's mantle
>his body mass is too great for the lava to eat up
>his velocity reaches supersonic levels as he hits the core
>the core shifts, buckles, and fragments while being displaced some 1000 miles
>the earth is turned into a quaking hellhole of gravitational imbalances, volcanoes, and areas where the magnetic shield is gone and the sun's lethal rays hit
>there were no survivors
(i made it myself)