.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers
.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers (Read Only) => Guides => Topic started by: Кrаsher on August 03, 2010, 06:07:47 AM
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Before Playing flood and assuming you build boats like a boss, Read this before you get kicked from the game or something to that manner.
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Basic Rules:
1.) There is no such thing as a money round, you can only get money by shooting other peoples boats.
2.) The Boat you started on is your main boat, you may NOT shoot this boat, unless you are the owner and are being dumb.
3.) You can't go off of the boat you started on, get on someone else's boat, and shoot it.
4.) If you prop push, you are breaking the rules, and I'm pretty sure the players wont be to happy about this. You have a good chance of being kicked from the game, so don't do it.
5.) No shooting the boat you are on, No exceptions.
6.) Mic raping, Text Spamming, Prop Jailing, Prop Pushing, Prop stealing, Prop hiding, Sabotaging Boats Before Round, are all forms of Mingebagging. Do this, and you shall be dealt with.
7.) If you think it might be against the rules, don't do it.
All rules are final.
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Flood Etiquette:
(Not really rules but you should probably keep good etiquette)
- Don't Mingebag, or Tomcat will kill joo.
- Avoid Racism.
- Never tell anyone any personal information over the internet, the whole server will be watching.
- Overusing fowl language is NOT necessary to prove you're "right".
- Whining will get you nowhere.
- Avoid using crude language in-front of smaller children.
- If someone destroys your boat, don't freak out, there are plenty more times you can make back that $100 it took to make your lame boat.
- Make your boat any way you want it to be, use your full imagination.
- Even though "minging" may be funny to you, you are seriously pissing people off.
- Overusing "LOL" is not needed, unless it is for a good reason. (Ex. Attack of the Russians)
- Feel free to express your feelings, just don't express TOO much ;) .
- Respect the admins, if you refuse and break one of the rules. You have a really good chance of a ban hammer to the face.
- Flood is usually admin free, so it is up to the respected users to protect flood while admins are away from the server.
- If a player with .:RND`=- before their name is on the server, you are being watched!
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A Few More Things:
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1139/scoreboardkp7.jpg)
- This is the Tab menu, here you will see all players currently in the game, and how much money they have, as-well as ping and death count
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2227/weapsvr0.jpg)
- Buying Weapons is simple, go to your build menu, then select the "Weapons" tab. Be aware, most weapons cost a hefty amount of coin.
(There are ALOT more weapons than this ;) .)
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4720/adminmenuviewtm7.jpg)
- Buying Props is just as easy, just click to purchase. Be aware, these cost money!
(http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/gegvenvg/fm_bigtank_v20003.jpg)
- When you look at another player/prop, you will see information about the player/prop.__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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One thing should be changed here.
3.) You can go off of the boat you started on, get on someone else's boat, and shoot it. Although people will not like you for this.
Most Respected kick/ban for it, it should rather say "Don't shoot the boat you're on". Otherwise you couldn't do ANYTHING against people getting on your boat and shooting it, since there's no way to push them off.
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One thing should be changed here.
Most Respected kick/ban for it, it should rather say "Don't shoot the boat you're on". Otherwise you couldn't do ANYTHING against people getting on your boat and shooting it, since there's no way to push them off.
This.
A thousand times.
But yeah, pretty good, Kräsher.
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Great Guide! :S
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Who's guide was this originally?
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Who's guide was this originally?
Krasher originally wrote it.
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Krasher originally wrote it.
OOOOOOOOHRLY
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add the rules here to the !motd :D
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good call
Let's show this to the minges.
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3.) You can go off of the boat you started on, get on someone else's boat, and shoot it. Although people will not like you for this.
5.) No shooting the boat you are on, No exceptions.
Might want to be more clear, like "no shooting the boat you started on"
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Good guide.
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Stickied
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[6.) Sabotaging Boats Before Round. Do this, and you shall be dealt with.
So we can't use teh explosive barrels D:
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So we can't use teh explosive barrels D:
It says no refunds for a reason.
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Hmm Ill see if ill ever play flood one more time.
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Hmm Ill see if ill ever play flood one more time.
Flood is down since a week and is even more minge-infested than ever before now. :-[
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Did they still have that shit $1-per-second system? That was a system where the rich got richer and the poor got poorer.
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Did they still have that shit $1-per-second system? That was a system where the rich got richer and the poor got poorer.
yep :(
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yep :(
flood suxx then
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I love flood, until the Rus and Minge came.
That was when I stopped playing flood.
I remembered in the 09 playing Flood with sabb, jim , boat sinker , ruben and any more.
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I love flood, until the Rus and Minge came.
That was when I stopped playing flood.
I remembered in the 09 playing Flood with sabb, jim and some others.
When I started playing Flood at the beginning of '10, it was still good.
As soon as Striker and some others stopped it, it started to suck hard. :-[
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I still remember the days of the rus....
Those days ended when I got admin lol
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The days of the Rus never ended though
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The days of the Rus never ended though
Well the days of the BiA clan did
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Руссиан is still here.
Руссиан will never leave.
Мы должны сделать что-то.
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Руссиан is still here.
Руссиан will never leave.
Мы должны сделать что-то.
#
oo
wat?
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Руссиан is still here.
Руссиан will never leave.
Мы должны сделать что-то.
We can't with all this faggy staff.
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We can't with all this faggy staff.
If you want something done just ask ;o
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If you want something done just ask ;o
fellatio plz kthx ;o
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fellatio plz kthx ;o
Wtf does that mean
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Wtf does that mean
Suck your own dick.
autofelatio - suck your own dick.
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fellatio == blowjob
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I've known what fellatio is for about a year now.
Don't ask me how.
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I've known what fellatio is for about a year now.
Don't ask me how.
How?
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How?
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. It is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis size or a combination of the two to perform autofellatio (approximately 3 in every 1000 men are capable of doing this).References to autofellatio in popular culture are common. Autofellatio is a niche in pornography.
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He didn't say "autofellatio". He said fellatio.
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lolofftopic ^^^
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I love how we got from how to act in Flood to blowjobs.
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I love how we got from how to act in Flood to blowjobs.
You mean, handjobs.
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You mean, handjobs.
icwatudidthar
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nice pingis guide :o
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soo many minges shoot the boat theyr on, it gets annoying. we need the ____ code back
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If(Player feet on FUCKING BOAT==1 & Player AimFUCKINGEntity==BOAT) {!Perm Player:name()}
THERHEHRWE
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Can u guys make this a rule?
- You can't get on someone's boat without permission.
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Before Playing flood and assuming you build boats like a boss, Read this before you get kicked from the game or something to that manner.
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Basic Rules:
1.) 'Money Rounding' (aka Im broke as a fucking joke give meh some money) is against the rules, do it, and you shall be deemed breaking the rules.
2.) The Boat you started on is your main boat, you may NOT shoot this boat, unless you are the owner and are being dumb.
3.) You can't go off of the boat you started on, get on someone else's boat, and shoot it.
4.) If you prop push, you are breaking the rules, and I'm pretty sure the players wont be to happy about this. You have a good chance of being kicked from the game, so don't do it.
5.) No shooting the boat you are on, No exceptions.
6.) Mic raping, Text Spamming, Prop Jailing, Prop Pushing, Prop stealing, Prop hiding, Sabotaging Boats Before Round, are all forms of Mingebagging. Do this, and you shall be dealt with.
7.) If you think it might be against the rules, don't do it.
All rules are final.
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Flood Etiquette:
(Not really rules but you should probably keep good etiquette)
- Don't Mingebag, or Tomcat will kill joo.
- Avoid Racism.
- Never tell anyone any personal information over the internet, the whole server will be watching.
- Overusing fowl language is NOT necessary to prove you're "right".
- Whining will get you nowhere.
- Avoid using crude language in-front of smaller children.
- If someone destroys your boat, don't freak out, there are plenty more times you can make back that $100 it took to make your lame boat.
- Make your boat any way you want it to be, use your full imagination.
- Even though "minging" may be funny to you, you are seriously pissing people off.
- Overusing "LOL" is not needed, unless it is for a good reason. (Ex. Attack of the Russians)
- Feel free to express your feelings, just don't express TOO much ;) .
- Respect the admins, if you refuse and break one of the rules. You have a really good chance of a ban hammer to the face.
- Flood is usually admin free, so it is up to the respected users to protect flood while admins are away from the server.
- If a player with .:RND`=- before their name is on the server, you are being watched!
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
A Few More Things:
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1139/scoreboardkp7.jpg)
- This is the Tab menu, here you will see all players currently in the game, and how much money they have, as-well as ping and death count
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2227/weapsvr0.jpg)
- Buying Weapons is simple, go to your build menu, then select the "Weapons" tab. Be aware, most weapons cost a hefty amount of coin.
(There are ALOT more weapons than this ;) .)
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4720/adminmenuviewtm7.jpg)
- Buying Props is just as easy, just click to purchase. Be aware, these cost money!
(http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/gegvenvg/fm_bigtank_v20003.jpg)
- When you look at another player/prop, you will see information about the player/prop.__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
All wrong
correct rules:
(Respected) .:RND`=- [JPN]Yomo -=: NO SHOTING BOAT
(Respected) .:RND`=- [JPN]Yomo -=: NOT WAR SERVER
(Respected) .:RND`=- [JPN]Yomo -=: ITS BUILD SERVER
(Respected) .:RND`=- [JPN]Yomo -=: Make car ETC
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If(Player feet on FUCKING BOAT==1 & Player AimFUCKINGEntity==BOAT) {!Perm Player:name()}
THERHEHRWE
if ply:Feet() on ent:Boat then
for k,v in pairs (player.GetAll()) do
v:RunConsoleCommand("kill")
end
end
HEHEHRHEHRHEHEHRH
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if ply:Feet() on ent:Boat then
for k,v in pairs (player.GetAll()) do
v:RunConsoleCommand("kill")
end
end
HEHEHRHEHRHEHEHRH
OH KRAW YOU SO FUNNEH.
But no really, I fucking lol'ed