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MasteRyu:
lol awesum Failz!

Butcher1993:
kk heres another: A old person was looking out back. She saw 5 people hopping her fence, and go into her shed to steal shit. She calls 911. The operator answers. The operator tells her to lock her doors and stay inside, everybody is busy right now. And that they will send somebody when they are availible. So she hangs up, waits 30 seconds, and calls back. " I just called about those 5 burgalers. You don't need to worry any more, because I shot them". Withen 5 minutes a swat team, 5 patrol cars, a firetruck, and a ambulance was at her front door. They where arrested, and went to jail. A cop said, I thought you said you shot them. The women said, I thought you said nobody was availible.

coolzeldad:
LOL PWNT

Butcher1993:
lol I know. if I ever get robbed, and i call the cops, before i shoot them, because i WILL shoot them im just going to tell the cops first. No punkass mofo is going to steal from me as long as i have some sort of weapon. Preferably a firearm... the cops are useless if they are always "busy" lol. But if your shooting somebody, they suddenly become available. And robbers can sue people for shooting them actually, this one guy got sued because he shot this one robber that broke into his house. The robber had a gun, he had a better gun, the robber lost. So  now the robber is suing him... man what is America coming to.

edit: probly busy eating donuts.

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