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Best Yo Mama Jokes
Physik:
Yo momma so stupid...
She got hit by a parked car
Boat Sinker:
--- Quote from: StashHouse on May 25, 2010, 09:50:10 PM ---Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conducters of 6.02 bitancer conflex 23 newtons per minute, and the magnetic flux around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.
That's right... I went there.
--- End quote ---
lmao i saaw this from a youtube video called stephen hawking tells a joke
Shawn:
Your moms like a pool table $5 to rack the balls.
Your moms like a vacuum cleaner, She sucks she blows and gets laid in a closet
Your moms like a TV, she can get turned on by a 2 year old.
Your moms like a home hardware 10 cents a screw
Do i win?
DoeniDon:
Yo mama is so stupid, she pays for free beer.
Mr.Franklin:
Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.
Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.
Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats.
boys, i have won.
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