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jimonions:
All play and no work makes magic a flity flirty.
» Magic «:
--- Quote from: jimonions on April 14, 2010, 03:54:28 PM ---All play and no work makes magic a flity flirty.
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Can't get enough of the wonderfull buff
Sanders:
--- Quote from: Kräsher on April 13, 2010, 09:00:29 PM ---Well.
1.) Start the HLED. (Holographic light ejecting device.)
2.) Place the HLED into the LHC's (Large Hadron Collider.) Powered Vector input.
3.) Use the Pythagorean Theorm to find the length of the hypotonuse c. (a^2 + b^2 =c^2. ) of the particles impact patterns.
4.) Drive your TEV (Time enhancing vehicle.) at 88 miles an hour.
5.) After reaching 1.21 Gigawatts, you will need to divide you speed byrne hypotenuse C from earlier.
6.) Now that you are at light speed. Set angle based on your ratio distance from the Sun to the Moon.
7.) Hit Eject
8.) ?? ??
9.) Profit
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DOIN IT FOR THE LULZ
1.) Start the HLED. (Holographic(implying light) light(implying light) ejecting(implying emitting) device.) (implying light bulb)
2.) Place the HLED(light bulb) into the LHC's (Large Hadron Collider.) Powered Vector input.
Powered Vector input ==
+
3.) Use the Pythagorean Theorm to find the length of the hypotonuse c. (a^2 + b^2 =c^2. ) of the particles impact patterns. (implying particles move in straight lines which are computable with junior high level math)
4.) Drive your TEV (Time enhancing vehicle.) at 88 miles an hour.
(implying your piece of shit car can drive 88 miles an hour.)
5.) After reaching 1.21 Gigawatts, you will need to divide you speed byrne hypotenuse C from earlier.
(implying that you can correlate speed with electrical power, and that you can divide electrical power by a distance, which in and of itself is impossible to label "hypotenuse" since it neither goes in a straight line, nor has any relation to triangles.)
6.) Now that you are at light speed. Set angle based on your ratio distance from the Sun to the Moon.
(implying that you are now inexplicably traveling light speed, and that "ratio distance (as opposed to distance ratio)" is a math concept.)
7.) Hit Eject
(implying that your automobile or space ship has "eject" and that you wont be instantly torn apart by tidal forces, due to your immense speed.)
8.) ?? ??
(implying that the underpants gnomes have any knowledge of light travel.)
9.) Profit
(implying that your immediate termination at the hands of tidal forces due to your speed will benefit you greatly.)
ƒąĢĢǿŧ™:
--- Quote from: -= Magic =- on April 14, 2010, 03:57:54 PM ---
Can't get enough of the wonderfull buff
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*shooks head...
Krasher:
Sanders Test Report:
1-7 = Fail
8 = win
9 = Fail
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