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Frank:
im rly going to.



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Me:
 haithar
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 You may refer to me as 'Sir', 'Lord', or just Frank.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 So.
God:
Aha.
Me:
 Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 That's what I've been trying to say.
God:
That is " You and I are on the same wavelength, .".
Me:
 Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 It's not.
God:
I heard  it is.
Me:
 I heard it is not.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
 Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 Do you like girls?
God:
Girls are very nice.
Me:
 I know, righT?
God:
How do you know?  I am glad we agree.
Me:
 They have the most soft  skin ever.
God:
Where did they get them?
Me:
 From their mommas.
God:
Who or what is  their mommas?
Me:
 mothers.
God:
" Who or what is their mommas?"?  mothers?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 Nigger.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Niggar.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 Nigga
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 niga
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 nigg
God:
 I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
 bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 bish
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 bish
God:
Are we still talking about  bish?
Me:
 itch
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
 bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 I fuck you everyday.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   fuck you everyday.
Me:
 Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Ok, thank you.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
 Just... SHUT UP.
God:
It's only just begun.   OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
 SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Perfect.
God:
Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
 KEEP DAMN SILENT!
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
 Shush.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 HHH.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
 SHHH.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
 I wank
God:
Why?:  said   wank.
Me:
 I masturbate.
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   masturbate.
Me:
 I jack off.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   jack off.
Me:
  jerk off.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 I entertain myself.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   entertain him or herself.
Me:
 I satisfy my sexual dessires.
God:
That's good information:  said   satisfy his or her sexual dessires.
Me:
 No. I said I satisfy MY sexual dessires.
God:
Are you serious?   Why?:  said   satisfy his or her sexual dessires.
Me:
 Nigger.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 Kthxbai.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
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UberLord:
not enough attention span to read....

=-Mastgrr-=:
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