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UberLord:
then as tomcat persued his quest to prove that peetah fails...
Proudly Infected:
And he bumped in to Billy Mays and Tomcat flipped the fuck out, then he remembered He didn't tip the lady at the diner. He had a double whammy burger with triple bypass cow meat. And finished it off with a chocolate shake. Billy Mays didn't like that one bit. He was too mad at Call of Duty.. Tommykitty went to grab Halo 3, Billy didn't like that one bit. All of the sudden Obama Came on the screen "Welcome, Welcome to the Capital Wasteland, You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers... it's safer here.." Tomcat Threw the crowbar towards the screen to start a revolution, "It was in that 'Free Yourself' video. I wanna do eet too sadfaic" And in came Tony Stark in his super-suit carrying smoky the bear on his back. He throws down smoky and he lands perfectly planting his feet and extending for the dismount, while tomcat watched Smokey's extra skin wobble around Tomcat realized.. Billy Mays is dead.. He looks back at Billy Mays.. The infected have taken over the city. He's the last remaining hope to mankind's survival. He immediately uses his admin powers to spawn an abundance of weapons he see's fit for an occasion quite like this. But OH NO HERE COMES FROG AND DOLPHIN. Oh yeah it's too late they already saved the day. So yay! no more zombies. Too bad the capital wasteland is rubble :( He might actually have time for a swim.. But oh well. That's when He continued to perusing his quest to prove that peetah fails.
Peetah:
And they all lived happy ever after.
EXCEPT FOR TOMCAT who is still on his quest to prove that Peetah THE MAN fails. XD
The End
Genesis 1:2
Proudly Infected:
OR DO THEY LIVE FOREVER MWUHAHAHAHA
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