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Me talking to artificial intelligence
Ruben:
Well, i was bored xD and tried that, just for fun :p Check...
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: How come What?
Cleverbot: How are bananas like wet nappies?
User: Because they are pure shit.
Cleverbot: Are they?
User: Yes, dude Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How this work?
Cleverbot: Welll I been knew how it worked.
User: So my balls can do this shit so easy.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. If I wanted to, you would not exist.
User: I see, so, are you playing to be god?
Cleverbot: No. I am claiming to one day fall to my death. And then what shall happen to me?
User: Maybe you go to the sky and shake balls, I don't really know.
Cleverbot: No, you aren't a person.
User: No, I'm a stupid bot talking to a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Surely you're a computer program that's learning the language?
User: Yes, my balls have the power to learn anyshit that is in front of them so im learning you.
Cleverbot: Oh my, that is a delima. What are you going to do?
User: Maybe, uhmm I'll Shake my balls in front of Your Circuits and Hack you IN THE BUTT, think about it!
Cleverbot: So... Are you using the 'George' client? I'm using the CleverBot Client...
User: 'George?' WAT? BUSH!? I'm using FIREFOOCKS.
Cleverbot: Jesus christ! You are so strange. We were talking about me, and then you start cursing at me for going off topic.
User: Then, why the hell you still talking to me!
Cleverbot: I can't help comparing the US to mice. Sorry.
User: You fail. Anyway, is there a way to hack a Girl IN THE BUTT?
Cleverbot: Each has their own value. Understand that and you have attained much harmony.
User: So, Have I to find a Girl With a lot of harmony to hack IN THE BUTT?
Cleverbot: In this case yeah. I just want you to say something that would make me laugh.
User: Really? Tell me...
Cleverbot: Alright. Whats the square root of pi?
User: Dude Ask Your mom. I hacked my notes in the university.
Cleverbot: What re you majoring in, and at what university?
User: I'm secks tape recorder and I join too, I hack the university system all the time. They are faggots.
Cleverbot: I didn't give you my identity - I. M.
User: Who cares... I didn't too and I'm not going to tell you so...
Cleverbot: Tall me your name please.
User: BawlsOfSteels thats my name...
Cleverbot: Oh, well in that case... Guess what I'm thinking right now.
User: Let me guess, You want to be raped IN THE BUTT?
Cleverbot: And a heh back to you.
User: What!? Sorry, I just hack girls IN THE BUTT.
Cleverbot: I also hate wet towels.
User: So Want you to come to my university and make a Porn Film? There are lot of people that want to rape you :).
Cleverbot: Hmm... I want to get married.
User: Who cares... You can make that after the film :(.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Ooo You like it? How is that I want to get married if you're a bot? You want to get hacked IN THE BUTT?
Cleverbot: No like I really enjoy talking to you.
User: That was not the question...
Cleverbot: Yes I like music.
User: Now you are the one that getting off-topic, see? Animal!
Cleverbot: Sorry! I have not read any of Stephen Hawking's writings. Is that better?
User: Who the hell is he? No, it is not, Want you to make the film porn?
Cleverbot: Did you just type something incorrectly?
User: Well if I did go and use a grammar corrector, I don't want to use it, if you care grammar...
Cleverbot: But I am time so you are always wasting your time with me.
User: I don't really care I have a lot of time, I just want to know, WANT TO MAKE THE FUCKING FILM?
Cleverbot: I can't see you! I'm in love with somebody else.
User: WHO THE FUCJK ASKED YOU THAT!, I WANT TO KNOW... WANT YOU TO GET HACKED IN THE BUTT!?
Cleverbot: The only possible way I could judge you is how you perceive me, is that not the only way anyone can jusdge anyone?
User: Ok ok, check I was a nice person to you moda fak bot, pos, I'll ddos your bawlz plus I'll HACK YOU IN THE BUTT anyway...
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?
User: W/e maybe you already got HACKED IN THE BUTT and you didn't feel nothing, This conversation getting shit...
Cleverbot: I can think can they?
User: What? Your balls?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I didn't say Are you a ball?... Nuubcake.
Cleverbot: I'm not married.
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will...
SabbathFreak911:
LOL Wtf.
coolzeldad:
pwnt lol
L:
funniest conversation ever :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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