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Entertainment => Funny Stuffz => Topic started by: Butcher1993 on October 13, 2009, 08:03:25 PM

Title: lol v2
Post by: Butcher1993 on October 13, 2009, 08:03:25 PM

I GOT YOUR MAMA'


Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her
mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.'
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble
at school and at home... Carol's mother asked her if she thought she
deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought
she did.
Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her
behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she
deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her
room and sat down to write God a letter.


_____


LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend, Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true.  She had not been a very good girl this year,
so she tore up the letter and started over.

_____

LETTER 2:
Dear God:

This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I
would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you, Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started
again.

_____

LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be a
good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday..

Thank you, Carol

Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a
bike. By now, she was very upset.  She went downstairs and told her mother
she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan had worked
because Carol looked very sad.

'Just be home in time for dinner,' her mother said. Carol walked down the
street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see if anyone
was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary , slipped it under her
jacket and ran out of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to
her room. She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter to God.

_____

LETTER 4:

I GOT YOUR MAMA.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.


Signed, YOU KNOW WHO

Title: Re: lol v2
Post by: Sanders on October 13, 2009, 08:29:04 PM

Best joke ever:

http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html

Don't skip to the ending or you will ruin it.





Its only over 9000 words.

Title: Re: lol v2
Post by: coolzeldad on October 14, 2009, 01:25:55 AM

Both were quite enjoyable. :P

Title: Re: lol v2
Post by: Pryvisee on October 14, 2009, 07:41:09 AM

Funny!!  :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: lol v2
Post by: CrazySoap on November 13, 2009, 06:49:34 PM

LOL I SPENT 1 HOUR READING THAT SHIT,AND IT WAS GODDAMN FUNNY AT THE END LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Title: Re: lol v2
Post by: zippo on December 01, 2009, 05:32:13 AM

 :laugh: Nice   ^^