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Title: My first kiss.
Post by: Physik on June 18, 2010, 11:13:06 PM
My first kiss was a man

on accident, don't say I'm gay :|

Like the most common accident, I turned around and blegh.



What was your first kiss?


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Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Frank on June 18, 2010, 11:20:26 PM
You wish this way you.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Jetstodown :} on June 18, 2010, 11:22:02 PM
My first kiss was a man

on accident, don't say I'm gay :|

Like the most common accident, I turned around and blegh.



What was your first kiss?


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Mah first kiss was in the balcony at school after the 5th grade dance. When no one was around. Good times but now im moving away from them :[
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: DoeniDon on June 19, 2010, 12:03:46 AM
lolgay
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Jetstodown :} on June 19, 2010, 12:15:15 AM
xD
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Tiger Guy on June 19, 2010, 12:39:07 AM
My first was, wait whut, ive never been kissed. I'm so hot, im like kryptonite to girls.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on June 19, 2010, 12:46:24 AM
LOL tiger's post.

But my first kiss was when I was in 6th grade.
He was dreamy! Liked him since we were in 3rd!
Then I moved away. I met and became friends with proudly in 7th!
Started dating in 8th! Been inseparable ever since!
:)
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Tiger Guy on June 19, 2010, 12:48:32 AM
LOL tiger's post.

But my first kiss was when I was in 6th grade.
He was dreamy! Liked him since we were in 3rd!
Then I moved away. I met and became friends with proudly in 7th!
Started dating in 8th! Been inseparable ever since!
:)
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Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Banana Hat on June 19, 2010, 01:19:09 AM
With my baby sitter. She was trying to use me for sex!
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: jimonions on June 19, 2010, 01:29:31 AM
I wouldn't say that woul actually be a kiss if it was by mistake and
...stuff, that's pretty --- still.

I have already BEEN kissed by 2 girls and I hope that doesn't happen again.
 (they caught me those dirty sluts). If I want to come in close contact with someone I'll choose to do so.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on June 19, 2010, 06:46:39 AM
With my baby sitter. She was trying to use me for sex!
I just fell on the floor when i saw that.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Peetah on June 19, 2010, 08:32:13 AM
Ahhh yes my mom.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on June 19, 2010, 09:42:29 AM
Kiss on the cheek? Kiss on the mouth? French kiss? WHAT KISS YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: » Magic « on June 19, 2010, 10:39:06 AM
My first kiss was a kiss on the cheek


Others are for the lord to discuss
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Sanders on June 19, 2010, 11:18:59 AM
My first kiss was a kiss with a lot of tongue. Followed by a kiss with a lot of tongue somewhere else.

She was a slut and I dropped her like it was hot.

Edit: True story, but probably not as awesome as you guys are thinking.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Banana Hat on June 19, 2010, 12:12:22 PM
get that tongue like a cat Sanders.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on June 19, 2010, 01:52:09 PM
My first kiss was a kiss with a lot of tongue. Followed by a kiss with a lot of tongue somewhere else.

She was a slut and I dropped her like it was hot.

Edit: True story, but probably not as awesome as you guys are thinking.

oooh kinky!
I bet you were like fux yea bitch sux that
LOL JK I keed I keed.

ontopic:
But naw first kisses feels phenomenal when you're at the moment because... well its your first kiss and you're like HOALSKDJFALSKJF IVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE THIS IS EXCITING TO ME LAJSDKLFJAalskdjfkl! But now that you look back to it, and the stuff you've done after that first kiss, you're like psh that was nothing. I remember when I first had smex! etc.... :/
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Trinity on June 19, 2010, 01:54:39 PM
STRIDER!!!!!!!




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Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: » Magic « on June 19, 2010, 01:56:39 PM
oooh kinky!
I bet you were like fux yea bitch sux that
LOL JK I keed I keed.

ontopic:
But naw first kisses feels phenomenal when you're at the moment because... well its your first kiss and you're like HOALSKDJFALSKJF IVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE THIS IS EXCITING TO ME LAJSDKLFJAalskdjfkl! But now that you look back to it, and the stuff you've done after that first kiss, you're like psh that was nothing. I remember when I first had smex! etc.... :/

aren't u young...
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on June 19, 2010, 02:00:36 PM
aren't u young...

Yes I'm very young.
Young and sweet 18!
THATS NOT OLD AT ALL PLEASE.

steamguy1: hi devie, how old are you?
me: im 18 why?
steamguy1: holy crap you're old
me: FUUUU

that's not fucking old dammit.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: » Magic « on June 19, 2010, 02:06:14 PM
Yes I'm very young.
Young and sweet 18!
THATS NOT OLD AT ALL PLEASE.

steamguy1: hi devie, how old are you?
me: im 18 why?
steamguy1: holy crap you're old
me: FUUUU

that's not fucking old dammit.


ya ur young

and u had secks
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on June 19, 2010, 02:14:46 PM

ya ur young

and u had secks

Well ya I have.
But it's not liek I've had multiple partners.
The one guy I slept with is still the one guy I'm sleeping with.
Ya I smexed at the age of 15. But around here that's not bad at all.
Some smex around the age of 13. But you should wait after marriage to smex.
But we're all humans and we have urges :) If you're gonna do it at least do it with someone you love.
The best advice I can give everyone is... use a condom... seriously. Never make that mistake.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Tiger Guy on June 19, 2010, 02:55:59 PM
Well ya I have.
But it's not liek I've had multiple partners.
The one guy I slept with is still the one guy I'm sleeping with.
Ya I smexed at the age of 15. But around here that's not bad at all.
Some smex around the age of 13. But you should wait after marriage to smex.
But we're all humans and we have urges :) If you're gonna do it at least do it with someone you love.
The best advice I can give everyone is... use a condom... seriously. Never make that mistake.
(http://www.elllo.org/nine/notepad.jpg)
Do I need anymore advice? I don't think I not that likeable, beause 1. I'm a asshole. 2. I'm kinda socially awkard.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Frank on June 19, 2010, 02:58:55 PM
>I'm a asshole
>a asshole
>a ass
>a

ZOMFG.
AN ASSHOLE!
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Tiger Guy on June 19, 2010, 03:03:30 PM
>I'm a asshole
>a asshole
>a ass
>a

ZOMFG.
AN ASSHOLE!
>AN ASSHOLE
>An asshole
>asshole
>ass
>PINGAZ
>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
>PROFIT
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Majoras mask on June 19, 2010, 06:21:31 PM
3OH!3 - My First Kiss (feat. Ke$ha) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1MMoZ-DLlY&feature=related#)

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Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Tiger Guy on June 19, 2010, 06:24:13 PM
3OH!3 - My First Kiss (feat. Ke$ha) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1MMoZ-DLlY&feature=related#)

(http://serve.mysmiley.net/characters/character0061.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net)
Ke$ha sounds like a drunk whore. I hate it when she comes on the radio. I try to change the station, but my mom is like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----" and I have to listen to the ear rape.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Majoras mask on June 19, 2010, 06:26:24 PM
Lol, I don't listen to her usually but this thread reminded me of the song.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Pingaz on June 19, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
My first kiss was a man

on accident, don't say I'm gay :|

Like the most common accident, I turned around and blegh.



What was your first kiss?


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Rofl I frenched a girl on a dare in day care at school when i was in kindergarten. it was a dare lol she did not want to kiss me!

(first kiss)
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on June 19, 2010, 08:09:39 PM
My first kiss was with my best friend.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: UberLord on June 19, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
My first kiss was with my best friend.
That's the third time you changed it. First you had it about kissing a guy but not being gay, then you reworded it. Now you have this. Woops, I spilled the beans.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ItchyDani3l on June 19, 2010, 08:38:04 PM
Mine was with my older stepsister who experimented on me as a child :(
there's like a 4 or 5 year difference between us too.

Yeah and guys I'm 16 and not too hurried to get into one of those 'oh em jee i love u' relationships where you have sex once and breakup because sarah told fred that johnny was doing something with jenny who is friends with that one person that rooms with your girlfriend.

I'm the kind of guy that is waiting until he finds a nice girl that he likes and can have a genuine relationship with instead of someone to enhance my social status or have sex with >.>
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Pingaz on June 19, 2010, 08:49:02 PM
Mine was with my older stepsister who experimented on me as a child :(
there's like a 4 or 5 year difference between us too.

Yeah and guys I'm 16 and not too hurried to get into one of those 'oh em jee i love u' relationships where you have sex once and breakup because sarah told fred that johnny was doing something with jenny who is friends with that one person that rooms with your girlfriend.

I'm the kind of guy that is waiting until he finds a nice girl that he likes and can have a genuine relationship with instead of someone to enhance my social status or have sex with >.>

And then sara told mom, and mom told dad, and dad said not right now i just got home from work!
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on June 19, 2010, 09:07:09 PM

Yeah and guys I'm 16 and not too hurried to get into one of those 'oh em jee i love u' relationships where you have sex once and breakup because sarah told fred that johnny was doing something with jenny who is friends with that one person that rooms with your girlfriend.

I'm the kind of guy that is waiting until he finds a nice girl that he likes and can have a genuine relationship with instead of someone to enhance my social status or have sex with >.>

I love hearing that word :)
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Tiger Guy on June 19, 2010, 09:33:17 PM
I love hearing that word :)
genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationshipgenuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationshipgenuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship genuine relationship
YOU HAPPY MY MASTER!

Im like that too. But I don't know any girls that like me (That I know of)
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on June 19, 2010, 10:32:39 PM
That's the third time you changed it. First you had it about kissing a guy but not being gay, then you reworded it. Now you have this. Woops, I spilled the beans.
The guy was my best friend.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on June 20, 2010, 02:33:06 AM
I had my 1st kiss with a friend when I was in like 5th grade, I was like:"HOLYCRAPIMKISSINGAGIRLRAWRAWRARWARWR" =D
Actually that was the only time I kissed a girl lawl (ya fail, I know T.T) though, if I'll kiss now I won't be so excited, I'll be like:"This is awsum"

Ya I smexed at the age of 15. But around here that's not bad at all.
Some smex around the age of 13. But you should wait after marriage to smex.

Lol, here most of the people smex at age 15, and lots of them also at 13, some of them even at 10-11 lmao
IMO, people should smex at age 13+ and doing it with someone you REALLY love would make it like 10000x times better lawl

Though I admit, I don't care to do it with someone I don't love lol and I don't think people should disrespect me because of that =\
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Pingaz on June 20, 2010, 02:41:53 AM
I had my 1st kiss with a friend when I was in like 5th grade, I was like:"HOLYCRAPIMKISSINGAGIRLRAWRAWRARWARWR" =D
Actually that was the only time I kissed a girl lawl (ya fail, I know T.T) though, if I'll kiss now I won't be so excited, I'll be like:"This is awsum"

Lol, here most of the people smex at age 15, and lots of them also at 13, some of them even at 10-11 lmao
IMO, people should smex at age 13+ and doing it with someone you REALLY love would make it like 10000x times better lawl

Though I admit, I don't care to do it with someone I don't love lol and I don't think people should disrespect me because of that =\


Well i sure as hell don't disrespect you, I actually agree.


also about ur kiss it was like this:

Naruto kisses Sasuke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nt9yxE-aI#)
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: » Magic « on June 20, 2010, 04:17:12 AM
Mine was with my older stepsister who experimented on me as a child :(
there's like a 4 or 5 year difference between us too.

Yeah and guys I'm 16 and not too hurried to get into one of those 'oh em jee i love u' relationships where you have sex once and breakup because sarah told fred that johnny was doing something with jenny who is friends with that one person that rooms with your girlfriend.

I'm the kind of guy that is waiting until he finds a nice girl that he likes and can have a genuine relationship with instead of someone to enhance my social status or have sex with >.>

I waited since year 6 and found her 2 weeks ago :3
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on June 20, 2010, 04:24:34 AM
I waited since year 6 and found her 2 weeks ago :3
That's a long time James, a long time...
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: » Magic « on June 20, 2010, 04:26:18 AM
That's a long time James, a long time...

And a fun time :D
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Frank on June 20, 2010, 07:40:57 AM
Never kissed anyone...


STFU.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: » Magic « on June 20, 2010, 09:54:36 AM
Never kissed anyone...


STFU.


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Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Frank on June 20, 2010, 11:06:05 AM
-Offensive shit to frank-.
Faggot. I said STFU. Seems like besides of being dumb, you don't know how to read either.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on June 20, 2010, 11:06:37 AM
I had my 1st kiss with a friend when I was in like 5th grade, I was like:"HOLYCRAPIMKISSINGAGIRLRAWRAWRARWARWR" =D
Actually that was the only time I kissed a girl lawl (ya fail, I know T.T) though, if I'll kiss now I won't be so excited, I'll be like:"This is awsum"


Though I admit, I don't care to do it with someone I don't love lol and I don't think people should disrespect me because of that =\


Well people shouldnt because you're a guy.
"When a key can unlock many locks its called a master key.
But when a lock can be unlocked with several keys its a shitty lock."
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Pingaz on June 20, 2010, 11:08:29 AM
Faggot. I said STFU. Seems like besides of being dumb, you don't know how to read either.

Ok I removed it, don't yell at me. :'( :'( I don't understand your big words.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Frank on June 20, 2010, 11:10:39 AM
kthx
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Shawn on June 20, 2010, 12:23:25 PM
Kiss on the cheek? Kiss on the mouth? French kiss? WHAT KISS YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!

A kiss between the hips  ;)

"When a key can unlock many locks its called a master key.
But when a lock can be unlocked with several keys its a shitty lock."

LMAO oh fuck, thats a good one... I'm going to have to use it sometime
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on June 20, 2010, 01:03:15 PM
Well people shouldnt because you're a guy.
"When a key can unlock many locks its called a master key.
But when a lock can be unlocked with several keys its a shitty lock."

THIS IS SO GONNA BE QUOTED INTO MY SIGNATURE XDDDD
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Pingaz on June 20, 2010, 06:43:04 PM
THIS IS SO GONNA BE QUOTED INTO MY SIGNATURE XDDDD

Quotes take up too much space I had room for 70 characters and i could not fit a quote from yomo, telling people not to quote him.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on June 21, 2010, 01:31:43 AM
Quotes take up too much space I had room for 70 characters and i could not fit a quote from yomo, telling people not to quote him.

Quoted it =P

A kiss between the hips  ;)

Lol, in that case I don't have a first kiss =P
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Banana Hat on June 21, 2010, 07:23:04 AM
A kiss between the hips  ;)
She made me do that too. :o
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Frank on June 21, 2010, 07:28:18 AM
She made me do that too. :o
D: It must have been...


Delicious! Unless she was dirty, had any STDs, or herp D:
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Banana Hat on June 21, 2010, 01:04:17 PM
I didn't use tongue. She had no idea what she was doing at all.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Shawn on June 21, 2010, 02:59:37 PM
Quoted it =P

Lol, in that case I don't have a first kiss =P

Oh, one day you will :P

She made me do that too. :o

You will so learn they all make you do that Lol
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on June 21, 2010, 03:38:13 PM
You will so learn they all make you do that Lol

I don't make him do that LOLOL.
He offers and stuff but its just embarrassing how his face is down there and I get really shy :<
Although it has been 5 years I'm still not comfortable with him down there but ITS SOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD...
LOL
yeah when he's headed there I go "NO D:" and cover it with my hands LOL.
I'm shy :/
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Shawn on June 21, 2010, 03:40:14 PM
I'm shy :/

Then you fall under the 1%
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Pingaz on June 21, 2010, 05:10:42 PM

Yea don't be shy run to the one you love.
ANDSHOVEYOURDICKINTHEREMOUTH.RAPEFTW.ANDSHOVEYOURDICKINTHEREMOUTH.RAPEFTW.ANDSHOVEYOURDICKINTHEREMOUTH.RAPEFTW.RAPEFTW.RAPEFTW.RAPEFTW.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Tiger Guy on June 21, 2010, 07:05:33 PM
Um... I don't think I belong in this coverstation, but Pingas, WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on June 21, 2010, 10:13:28 PM
I want to join the conversation...
kdonelawl
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Pingaz on June 21, 2010, 10:16:57 PM
Um... I don't think I belong in this coverstation, but Pingas, WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

Ive done nothing wrong. stfu for all they know its an underline.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Shawn on June 21, 2010, 10:24:53 PM
Ive done nothing wrong. stfu for all they know its an underline.

You do realize if people can't see what you wrote they can just simple click qoute.....  or they can simple highlight it and copy/paste it anywhere...
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Pingaz on June 21, 2010, 10:53:52 PM
You do realize if people can't see what you wrote they can just simple click qoute.....  or they can simple highlight it and copy/paste it anywhere...

Yea it where a joke get over it. This thread needs to be locked any way.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Nightfire757 on June 21, 2010, 11:27:37 PM
mine was i think i was in 8th grade and i finally got the guts to say i loved her...then we kissed 5 hours later...and ive been with her for about 3 or 4 years now
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Shawn on June 22, 2010, 10:19:26 AM
Yea it where a joke get over it. This thread needs to be locked any way.

Coming from the guy thats being "Watched"
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on June 22, 2010, 10:34:42 AM
Yea it where a joke get over it. This thread needs to be locked any way.

No need to lock it YET lawl

And I don't think that "accident kisses" are considered as first kisses lol
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: hkill415 on June 22, 2010, 10:42:27 AM
I fucked my rabbit.
WTF LOL
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Tomcat on June 22, 2010, 11:15:38 AM
my first kiss eh


I think it was 7th grade with a girl(who in witch I am still going out with) it was just on the cheek but dammmmmmmummmm she was hawt
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on June 22, 2010, 11:53:26 AM
my first kiss eh


I think it was 7th grade with a girl(who in witch I am still going out with) it was just on the cheek but dammmmmmmummmm she was hawt

Lolwut I first kissed a girl on the cheek at 2nd grade lmao and then on 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 8th lawl
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Tomcat on June 22, 2010, 11:56:18 AM
Lolwut I first kissed a girl on the cheek at 2nd grade lmao and then on 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 8th lawl


no you mean rape right?
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on June 22, 2010, 11:58:34 AM

no you mean rape right?

WAT

EDIT: Lol, fux you James D=   ABUSER
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Krasher on June 22, 2010, 02:19:29 PM
Me foist kees was hawt

I showed Frank a pishure of my GirlFriend a looong ass time ago.

Bewb + Hand = Cool

I will tell you that now kiddies.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Pingaz on June 22, 2010, 02:23:13 PM
WAT

EDIT: Lol, fux you James D=   ABUSER


(http://www.jontanis.com/gallery/d/4048-1/like-where-this-thread-is-going_jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on June 22, 2010, 02:36:18 PM
Me foist kees was hawt

I showed Frank a pishure of my GirlFriend a looong ass time ago.

Bewb + Hand = Cool

I will tell you that now kiddies.

Meh, we have so many whores in our school, one of them actually made me touch her bewb by "accident" lmao
Though I prefer the butt lawl more comfortable to hold xD
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: Peetah on June 22, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
So this is what is going on in ppl's heads. hmm :/
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on June 23, 2010, 01:11:36 PM
A kiss between the hips  ;)

LULULULUL one that lasts 10 min is win.
Figured well, haven't done that in like... 4 months or so, might as well let him :)

HAPPY.
FUCKING.
FAIC.
Title: Re: My first kiss.
Post by: DeathWard on June 24, 2010, 09:24:48 PM
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This