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Entertainment => Funny Stuffz => Topic started by: Jetstodown :} on April 22, 2010, 05:25:02 PM

Title: Jokez thread
Post by: Jetstodown :} on April 22, 2010, 05:25:02 PM
What do you call a guy with no arms of legs in ur poolz?

bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs infront of ur doorz?

mat

Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Krasher on April 22, 2010, 05:33:49 PM
huuur
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Frank on April 23, 2010, 08:54:28 AM
Two peoplez are walking down the hillz from having roughn wild buttseckz.

Frank coems and rapes 'em.

wat hapnz?
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Jetstodown :} on April 23, 2010, 01:26:15 PM
Two peoplez are walking down the hillz from having roughn wild buttseckz.

Frank coems and rapes 'em.

wat hapnz?

lets see

(pingaz^2 * anul buttsecks) + (Sperm^5+ineye) / Frank = Herpies?
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 23, 2010, 01:35:24 PM
2 ppl in a train, a guy steps on someone's foot, someone gets mad and says:"say sorry DONKEH!" and the guy that stepped on someone's foot says:"sorry DONKEH"  =D

DE ENDZ
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: UberLord on April 23, 2010, 05:18:42 PM
Two gays walk into a bar, hkill says owe. SEE WHAT I DID THAR?!?!
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Frank on April 23, 2010, 05:35:01 PM
WAT?
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 24, 2010, 03:20:35 AM
Two niggers enter bar. bar dies.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: » Magic « on April 24, 2010, 05:31:28 AM
guy walks into a bar,


ouch
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on April 24, 2010, 07:25:49 AM
What happens when satan do algebra ?


Satan raged and did hulk smashed.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Krasher on April 24, 2010, 07:28:49 AM
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, bar esplode.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Frank on April 24, 2010, 01:09:16 PM
Nigga enters a bar.

Bar closed. Got AIDS.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Krasher on April 25, 2010, 08:27:14 AM
Kräsher walks into a bar. Bar is now rave.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Frank on April 25, 2010, 08:47:34 AM
coolz enters a bar.

OSHI--
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Krasher on April 25, 2010, 08:48:49 AM
Frank walks into a bar. Bar is now Furfest.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Frank on April 25, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
Frank and Kräsher walk into a bar.

Bar asplodez cause o' too awesomeness.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Krasher on April 25, 2010, 08:57:03 AM
Frank, Kräsher, and Chuck Norris walk into a bar. The Bar divides by zero.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Frank on April 25, 2010, 08:58:57 AM
LOLPWNT

Frank dies.

Universe collapsed.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Krasher on April 25, 2010, 09:00:34 AM
Kräsher Explodes

World Cries

Kräsher comes back to life

Kräsher and Frank walk into a bar.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 25, 2010, 09:09:04 AM
Kräsher Explodes

World Cries

Kräsher comes back to life

Kräsher and Frank walk into a bar

ArTIk*BaNAnA joins them

ArTIk gets drunk

ArTIk fucks a whore and beats up everybody

ArTIk go to jail

ArTIk run away

Cops search for ArTIk

ArTIk hides and learns how to fly a spacecraft

ArTIk steals spacecraft from NASA

ArTIk settles on a planet

ArTIk repopulates self in planet and creates awesome technology

ArTIk brings family and friends to planet

ArTIk bring awesome and smart people from earth to a planet nearby

ArTIk wins.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Krasher on April 25, 2010, 09:10:38 AM
* Krasher joins ArTIk's Space Mission
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 25, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
* Krasher joins ArTIk's Space Mission

Ohai bish
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Krasher on April 25, 2010, 09:23:58 AM
* Krasher gets raped and dies.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 25, 2010, 09:26:02 AM
* Krasher gets raped and dies.

Even though because all the people are awesome here you can't get killed/raped by them but oh well.

Ohbai bish.
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Krasher on April 25, 2010, 09:42:36 AM
Nuuuu. I am talk about Frank being there =IO
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 25, 2010, 09:45:59 AM
Nuuuu. I am talk about Frank being there =IO

Lawl, ok nao I understand xD
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: =-Mastgrr-= on April 25, 2010, 10:37:09 AM
*Master closes thread
*Master wins
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 25, 2010, 10:45:03 AM
*ArTIk pushes Master from a cliff

*Master dies

*ArTIk re-opens thread

*ArTIk, once again, WINS (epicley =D)
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: =-Mastgrr-= on April 25, 2010, 10:47:30 AM
*ArTIk pushes Master from a cliff

*Master dies

*ArTIk re-opens thread

*ArTIk, once again, WINS (epicley =D)
=-MλsTer GT-= keeps hanging on the cliff untill artik leaves
=-MλsTer GT-= realises that he fails cus he cant do a pull-up
=-MλsTer GT-= falls on frank
=-MλsTer GT-= hey you broke my fall!, kthxbai
Frank is dead
Universe vaporises














Master wins
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 25, 2010, 10:49:21 AM
=-MλsTer GT-= keeps hanging on the cliff untill artik leaves
=-MλsTer GT-= realises that he fails cus he cant do a pull-up
=-MλsTer GT-= falls on frank
=-MλsTer GT-= hey you broke my fall!, kthxbai
Frank is dead
Universe vaporises














Master wins

*Master wakes up from dream and dies

*ArTIk pwns

Edit: Lawl you can't do pullups you fail xD
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: =-Mastgrr-= on April 25, 2010, 10:54:20 AM
*Master wakes up from dream and dies

*ArTIk pwns

Edit: Lawl you can't do pullups you fail xD
Lets just call it a tie
i still win
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Frank on April 25, 2010, 12:27:43 PM
*Frank joins the-- OSHI--


WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 26, 2010, 04:05:30 AM
*ArTIk dies from old age (361).

*Master continues to live on the planet ArTIk gave him.

*Master is 179 years old.

*Frank suicides with a space needle cause he is insane

*Eddy and Mingebagger are so excited that they are in space, they use their spaceships as ME2 spaceships and kill each other.

*James dies from an Xbox.

*Brad thinks he's in ZS and hides from zombies underground without food or water and dies.

*Deviant found a new star system and becomes the Queen, in that star system women have the power and they go work in hard jobs, and the men stay at home to clean the house.

*Choucho puts himself in a machine that puts him in the Anime world where he gets killed.

*Coolz make super servers where people actually are in gmod and becomes a billionare.

*All the rest do whatever they feel like cause my hand is starting to hurt lawl

DE ENDZ-----I mean, DE STARTZ =D
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on April 26, 2010, 04:17:15 AM

*Eddy and Mingebagger are so excited that they are in space, they use their spaceships as ME2 spaceships and kill each other.


I am Commander Eddy, and that is the wors-

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: Frank on April 26, 2010, 11:09:35 AM
cool story bru
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: =-Mastgrr-= on April 26, 2010, 01:03:55 PM
hah i win
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on April 26, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
hah i win

*sun overheats planet system

*universe explodes and return to it's state at the "beginning"

*everybody fails
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: =-Mastgrr-= on April 26, 2010, 01:45:12 PM
Well you know the lines
(http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/815/watermelon2ye1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokez thread
Post by: me4488 on May 01, 2010, 01:13:04 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? Coz meh is to lazy to get dinner  :-\