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Entertainment => Funny Stuffz => Topic started by: Butcher1993 on January 24, 2010, 07:24:11 PM

Title: Pwnt
Post by: Butcher1993 on January 24, 2010, 07:24:11 PM
Girl today was playing airsoft today, she came with her boyfriend. Anyway, Butch, a kickass player, shoots her in the ass with his 500FPS sniper. When we get back (after everybody was dead), She starts complaining. She pulls down her pants, shows butch, (not her boyfriend), and says," SEE THAT? THATS WHERE YOU HIT ME!!" Butch says, (to her boyfriend), "Dude, get control of your girlfriend, shes stripping." LOL. Anyway, she says, "You have a right to know where you shot me!!" Hehe, me, and 2 other guys, say," Im shooting you in the ass next round. "LOLOLOL PAWNED!!! She was hot too... hot underwear =p
Title: Re: Pwnt
Post by: coolzeldad on January 25, 2010, 02:19:17 AM
Heh, she have a welt?
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Post by: Boat Sinker on January 25, 2010, 03:28:55 AM
hath she death?
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Post by: Butcher1993 on January 25, 2010, 05:32:40 AM
lol, a big welt, yeah she did. But nobody was looking at that LOL
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Post by: Frank on January 25, 2010, 10:17:52 AM
Can I rape her? :O
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Post by: » Magic « on January 25, 2010, 10:36:41 AM
OMG NOOO I MISSED DAT SHIT D:
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Post by: Butcher1993 on January 25, 2010, 06:54:35 PM
lol I just saw your sig, about the lamas, magic. Im not shitting, in a dream last night, I saw something that looked like a lama actually burst through my window (I sleep right by window), and just take a huge bite out of my stomach. It was freaking scary. For some reason horse-shaped monsters scare me the most. And then i just saw your sig... it reminded me of the dream. Damnit i had forgot about it... im sleeping with my stun gun tonight.

Anyway, ill try to get the next airsoft game on video (if my mom lets me use her 300 dollar recorder, i highly doubt it)
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Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on January 26, 2010, 05:47:58 AM
How i wish i was there to see it... :'(
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Post by: » Magic « on January 26, 2010, 09:23:31 AM
lol I just saw your sig, about the lamas, magic. Im not shitting, in a dream last night, I saw something that looked like a lama actually burst through my window (I sleep right by window), and just take a huge bite out of my stomach. It was freaking scary. For some reason horse-shaped monsters scare me the most. And then i just saw your sig... it reminded me of the dream. Damnit i had forgot about it... im sleeping with my stun gun tonight.

Anyway, ill try to get the next airsoft game on video (if my mom lets me use her 300 dollar recorder, i highly doubt it)

NAWWW I MISSED EVEN MOAR GOOD SHIZ D:
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Post by: CRAZY! on January 27, 2010, 04:33:22 AM
did any1 got this wep?  :D

(http://www.militaryimages.net/photopost/data/642/swiss_army_gun.jpg)
Title: Re: Pwnt
Post by: » Magic « on January 27, 2010, 08:55:46 AM
did any1 got this wep?  :D

(http://www.militaryimages.net/photopost/data/642/swiss_army_gun.jpg)

Anti-Troll?!
Title: Re: Pwnt
Post by: Tomcat on January 28, 2010, 01:52:22 PM
DAT ES MY GUN
I be missing teh burdie though
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Post by: Butcher1993 on January 28, 2010, 02:54:32 PM
pawnt LOL
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Post by: Krasher on January 28, 2010, 06:25:37 PM
(http://www.splitreason.com/blog/img/brian/101-2.jpg)
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Post by: Frank on January 28, 2010, 07:30:21 PM
Lol. Win T-shirt.
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Post by: Butcher1993 on January 29, 2010, 05:51:37 AM
WHERE IS THE HIGH RESOLUTION VERSION OF THAT PICTURE??? I NEED IT!! Either that or a link to the T-Shirt so I can buy it, cause if there isn't one im making a custom T-Shirt with that one it!!! AWSOME LOL!!
Title: Re: Pwnt
Post by: Butcher1993 on January 29, 2010, 05:21:23 PM
http://www.customink.com/designs/pwnt/15882210-3446963/hotlink?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=1&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=link2 (http://www.customink.com/designs/pwnt/15882210-3446963/hotlink?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=1&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=link2)
Title: Re: Pwnt
Post by: Tiger Guy on January 30, 2010, 06:21:27 AM
Tiger would of shot her in the boob next round! :P :P :P
Title: Re: Pwnt
Post by: Butcher1993 on January 30, 2010, 09:34:33 AM
... Why the fuck didn't I think of that????

Good idea. Next weekend we are playing again.... gunna need to get my sniper sighted in for that hehe.
Title: Re: Pwnt
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on January 30, 2010, 09:37:52 AM
... Why the fuck didn't I think of that????

Good idea. Next weekend we are playing again.... gunna need to get my sniper sighted in for that hehe.
good luck with that.
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Post by: Frank on January 30, 2010, 12:44:36 PM
om nom nom
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Post by: Tiger Guy on January 30, 2010, 04:47:29 PM
(http://www.gamingdaily.co.uk/images/Tf2-2008-10-02/Sandvich.jpg)