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Entertainment => Funny Stuffz => Topic started by: Banana Hat on June 20, 2008, 11:43:49 PM

Title: Story Thread
Post by: Banana Hat on June 20, 2008, 11:43:49 PM
Okay guys each person writes one sentence to the story and cant post twice in a row. Kay so now the story starts:

One day bob was walking down the street when suddenly he tripped on a hamburger.
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Post by: coolzeldad on June 21, 2008, 11:09:22 AM
He was surprised to see the hamburger was yelling at him ;o
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Post by: MiniSniperwolf on June 21, 2008, 06:30:15 PM
The hamburger said "Why you tripping fool?! And do you know where i can find my friend the magic banana? His name is Mr RandomRandomness." Bob stared for a few seconds before replying...
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Post by: Banana Hat on June 21, 2008, 11:24:16 PM
"Wow a talking Hamburger I must be in a drug induced MMORPG This must be a quest!" :o
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Post by: coolzeldad on June 21, 2008, 11:27:21 PM
The first thing he thought about was "Man, I got to get the HELL out of here :O"
"<..> Where is the unsubscribe button :??"
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Post by: Banana Hat on June 21, 2008, 11:38:46 PM
So Bob Navagated a lage maze of confusing menus for spells skills and invantory untill finally he found the unsubscibe button O
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Post by: coolzeldad on June 22, 2008, 02:17:31 PM
Then...surprisingly..the unsubscribe button started talking to him and for some ODD reason he listened :O

The unsubscribe button put him into a powerful trance and condemned him to an eternity in the MMORPG xd

Then he got out of the trance, beat up the unsubscribe button, and felt happy as he returned to the real world ;p
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Post by: coolzeldad on July 05, 2008, 01:07:25 AM
i killed it didn't i ;x
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Post by: MiniSniperwolf on July 06, 2008, 10:25:09 PM
I just have no clue where it went... Im not THAT knowledgeable about that stuff  :P
Lol
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Post by: Frank on May 24, 2010, 05:47:27 PM
[...]"It is written, that such shall never speak again"- and as he and Jack kept reading...
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Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on May 25, 2010, 03:26:33 AM
[...]"It is written, that such shall never speak again"- and as he and Jack kept reading...

They saw H4X and PINGAZ, they got so shocked and disgusted that they....
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Post by: Tiger Guy on May 25, 2010, 04:26:08 AM
Watched meatspin for six days straight.
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Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on May 25, 2010, 04:27:28 AM
Watched meatspin for six days straight.

And then they jumped of a building, then waking up realizing they had a Lucid Dream and saying:
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Post by: Frank on May 25, 2010, 05:44:06 AM
"THE FUCK?! I DIED, DUDE, I FUCKING DIED!" but what they saw then was even...
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Post by: Tiger Guy on May 25, 2010, 03:14:49 PM
weirder, they had a lucid dream in a lucid dream.
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Post by: Mr.Franklin on May 25, 2010, 03:58:24 PM
and then, he woke up, and found him self watching meatspin, and he grew a beard.
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Post by: Physik on May 26, 2010, 04:11:42 AM
So he masturbated to meatspin and went out to a forest to...
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Post by: jimonions on May 26, 2010, 05:31:25 AM
Find the magical kingdom of fluffy pink mushrooms where he...
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Post by: » Magic « on May 26, 2010, 08:53:06 AM
Find the magical kingdom of fluffy pink mushrooms where he...


Meet the pixies and magic mushrooms then....


(fixed ur thread title spelling lul)
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Post by: Boat Sinker on May 26, 2010, 12:14:31 PM

Meet the pixies and magic mushrooms then....


(fixed ur thread title spelling lul)

decided to try that awesome substance that the high pixies where on. He went so fucked out of his mind that he ...
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Post by: Mr.Franklin on May 26, 2010, 02:04:40 PM
fucked a unicorn even though he thought he was riding it.
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Post by: Tomcat on May 26, 2010, 03:38:45 PM
But really that unicorn was tomcat and he was not amused.
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Post by: Tiger Guy on May 26, 2010, 05:03:09 PM
They started singing "Still Alive"
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Post by: devvybabe ♥ on May 26, 2010, 05:24:34 PM
And the not so amused tomcat decides to come out of the closet and admit to everyone that he is...
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Post by: Proudly Infected on May 26, 2010, 05:28:02 PM
Very Very VERY hungry and LOVES the taste of pixie's
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Post by: Tiger Guy on May 26, 2010, 07:29:16 PM
sticks, and says that he likes to suck pixie sticks like he is sucking a
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Post by: Boat Sinker on May 26, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
sticks, and says that he likes to suck pixie sticks like he is sucking a

tar infested lung that belongs to  old man jenkins that died from a...
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Post by: jimonions on May 26, 2010, 11:57:55 PM
freak shower of tomatoes infested with Genital warts last week caused by a...
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Post by: Tiger Guy on May 27, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
huge man named tiny.
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Post by: Boat Sinker on May 27, 2010, 07:31:21 PM
huge man named tiny.

way to ruin it tiger with your period  :) lmao that was like a 100 word sentence ftw. I START OFF NEW ONE!

As i saw here naked lying down on the stove, i reached beside here and grabbed that...
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Post by: Tiger Guy on May 27, 2010, 07:45:05 PM
way to ruin it tiger with your period  :) lmao that was like a 100 word sentence ftw. I START OFF NEW ONE!

As i saw here naked lying down on the stove, i reached beside here and grabbed that...
bottle of Dos Equis.
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Post by: Proudly Infected on May 27, 2010, 10:59:39 PM
Because only real men drink dos equis, anyway...
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Post by: Vineyruler on May 30, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
as i went down tot he bar i saw a hobo i entered the bar and took 6 whiskey shots"Hit me up bitches"i yelled as i got knocked out
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Post by: coolzeldad on May 30, 2010, 12:13:39 PM
then the guy on the back of the shirt in your avatar popped out and started beating you like in the pic, then the hobo
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Post by: Mr.Franklin on May 30, 2010, 12:35:23 PM
turned around and pissed in your pingaz. Then your dick
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Post by: Frank on May 30, 2010, 12:48:17 PM
started turning smaler and smaller, to the point that it was
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Post by: Tiger Guy on May 30, 2010, 01:22:49 PM
a mangina.
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Post by: Tomcat on May 31, 2010, 05:56:46 PM
Then tomcat the unicorn showed up again and was not amused from the beatdown.
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Post by: Peetah on May 31, 2010, 06:13:52 PM
Once upon a time, God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be Peetah: And there was Peetah.
And God saw Peetah, that it was good.
And they all lived happily ever after.
                                                               Genisis 1:1
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Post by: Tomcat on May 31, 2010, 06:51:27 PM
peetah you fail
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Post by: UberLord on May 31, 2010, 09:37:47 PM
then as tomcat persued his quest to prove that peetah fails...
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Post by: Proudly Infected on June 01, 2010, 05:31:14 AM
And he bumped in to Billy Mays and Tomcat flipped the fuck out, then he remembered He didn't tip the lady at the diner. He had a double whammy burger with triple bypass cow meat. And finished it off with a chocolate shake. Billy Mays didn't like that one bit. He was too mad at Call of Duty.. Tommykitty went to grab Halo 3, Billy didn't like that one bit. All of the sudden Obama Came on the screen "Welcome, Welcome to the Capital Wasteland, You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers... it's safer here.." Tomcat Threw the crowbar towards the screen to start a revolution, "It was in that 'Free Yourself' video. I wanna do eet too sadfaic" And in came Tony Stark in his super-suit carrying smoky the bear on his back. He throws down smoky and he lands perfectly planting his feet and extending for the dismount, while tomcat watched Smokey's extra skin wobble around Tomcat realized.. Billy Mays is dead.. He looks back at Billy Mays.. The infected have taken over the city. He's the last remaining hope to mankind's survival. He immediately uses his admin powers to spawn an abundance of weapons he see's fit for an occasion quite like this. But OH NO HERE COMES FROG AND DOLPHIN. Oh yeah it's too late they already saved the day. So yay! no more zombies. Too bad the capital wasteland is rubble :( He might actually have time for a swim.. But oh well. That's when He continued to perusing his quest to prove that peetah fails.
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Post by: Peetah on June 01, 2010, 01:06:41 PM
And they all lived happy ever after.
EXCEPT FOR TOMCAT who is still on his quest to prove that Peetah THE MAN fails. XD
The End
                                           Genesis 1:2
Title: Re: Story Thread
Post by: Proudly Infected on June 02, 2010, 08:00:35 AM
OR DO THEY LIVE FOREVER MWUHAHAHAHA