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Entertainment => Funny Stuffz => Topic started by: Banana Hat on June 20, 2008, 11:43:49 PM
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Okay guys each person writes one sentence to the story and cant post twice in a row. Kay so now the story starts:
One day bob was walking down the street when suddenly he tripped on a hamburger.
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He was surprised to see the hamburger was yelling at him ;o
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The hamburger said "Why you tripping fool?! And do you know where i can find my friend the magic banana? His name is Mr RandomRandomness." Bob stared for a few seconds before replying...
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"Wow a talking Hamburger I must be in a drug induced MMORPG This must be a quest!" :o
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The first thing he thought about was "Man, I got to get the HELL out of here :O"
"<..> Where is the unsubscribe button :??"
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So Bob Navagated a lage maze of confusing menus for spells skills and invantory untill finally he found the unsubscibe button O
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Then...surprisingly..the unsubscribe button started talking to him and for some ODD reason he listened :O
The unsubscribe button put him into a powerful trance and condemned him to an eternity in the MMORPG xd
Then he got out of the trance, beat up the unsubscribe button, and felt happy as he returned to the real world ;p
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i killed it didn't i ;x
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I just have no clue where it went... Im not THAT knowledgeable about that stuff :P
Lol
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[...]"It is written, that such shall never speak again"- and as he and Jack kept reading...
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[...]"It is written, that such shall never speak again"- and as he and Jack kept reading...
They saw H4X and PINGAZ, they got so shocked and disgusted that they....
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Watched meatspin for six days straight.
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Watched meatspin for six days straight.
And then they jumped of a building, then waking up realizing they had a Lucid Dream and saying:
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"THE FUCK?! I DIED, DUDE, I FUCKING DIED!" but what they saw then was even...
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weirder, they had a lucid dream in a lucid dream.
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and then, he woke up, and found him self watching meatspin, and he grew a beard.
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So he masturbated to meatspin and went out to a forest to...
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Find the magical kingdom of fluffy pink mushrooms where he...
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Find the magical kingdom of fluffy pink mushrooms where he...
Meet the pixies and magic mushrooms then....
(fixed ur thread title spelling lul)
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Meet the pixies and magic mushrooms then....
(fixed ur thread title spelling lul)
decided to try that awesome substance that the high pixies where on. He went so fucked out of his mind that he ...
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fucked a unicorn even though he thought he was riding it.
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But really that unicorn was tomcat and he was not amused.
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They started singing "Still Alive"
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And the not so amused tomcat decides to come out of the closet and admit to everyone that he is...
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Very Very VERY hungry and LOVES the taste of pixie's
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sticks, and says that he likes to suck pixie sticks like he is sucking a
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sticks, and says that he likes to suck pixie sticks like he is sucking a
tar infested lung that belongs to old man jenkins that died from a...
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freak shower of tomatoes infested with Genital warts last week caused by a...
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huge man named tiny.
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huge man named tiny.
way to ruin it tiger with your period :) lmao that was like a 100 word sentence ftw. I START OFF NEW ONE!
As i saw here naked lying down on the stove, i reached beside here and grabbed that...
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way to ruin it tiger with your period :) lmao that was like a 100 word sentence ftw. I START OFF NEW ONE!
As i saw here naked lying down on the stove, i reached beside here and grabbed that...
bottle of Dos Equis.
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Because only real men drink dos equis, anyway...
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as i went down tot he bar i saw a hobo i entered the bar and took 6 whiskey shots"Hit me up bitches"i yelled as i got knocked out
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then the guy on the back of the shirt in your avatar popped out and started beating you like in the pic, then the hobo
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turned around and pissed in your pingaz. Then your dick
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started turning smaler and smaller, to the point that it was
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a mangina.
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Then tomcat the unicorn showed up again and was not amused from the beatdown.
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Once upon a time, God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be Peetah: And there was Peetah.
And God saw Peetah, that it was good.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Genisis 1:1
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peetah you fail
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then as tomcat persued his quest to prove that peetah fails...
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And he bumped in to Billy Mays and Tomcat flipped the fuck out, then he remembered He didn't tip the lady at the diner. He had a double whammy burger with triple bypass cow meat. And finished it off with a chocolate shake. Billy Mays didn't like that one bit. He was too mad at Call of Duty.. Tommykitty went to grab Halo 3, Billy didn't like that one bit. All of the sudden Obama Came on the screen "Welcome, Welcome to the Capital Wasteland, You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers... it's safer here.." Tomcat Threw the crowbar towards the screen to start a revolution, "It was in that 'Free Yourself' video. I wanna do eet too sadfaic" And in came Tony Stark in his super-suit carrying smoky the bear on his back. He throws down smoky and he lands perfectly planting his feet and extending for the dismount, while tomcat watched Smokey's extra skin wobble around Tomcat realized.. Billy Mays is dead.. He looks back at Billy Mays.. The infected have taken over the city. He's the last remaining hope to mankind's survival. He immediately uses his admin powers to spawn an abundance of weapons he see's fit for an occasion quite like this. But OH NO HERE COMES FROG AND DOLPHIN. Oh yeah it's too late they already saved the day. So yay! no more zombies. Too bad the capital wasteland is rubble :( He might actually have time for a swim.. But oh well. That's when He continued to perusing his quest to prove that peetah fails.
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And they all lived happy ever after.
EXCEPT FOR TOMCAT who is still on his quest to prove that Peetah THE MAN fails. XD
The End
Genesis 1:2
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OR DO THEY LIVE FOREVER MWUHAHAHAHA