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Entertainment => Funny Stuffz => Topic started by: Boat Sinker on December 29, 2009, 10:00:11 PM
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the site is called cleverbot.com
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I have. Have you ever wondered?
User: YWA.
Cleverbot: What does YWA stand for?
User: TIME.
Cleverbot: Time does not know what?
User: Thats not a verb.
Cleverbot: How do you know, have you ever played it?
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: You're not that clever...
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: I am not my own dream lover. Idiot.
User: Everyon loves their dreams, so you must be abnormal.
Cleverbot: Ok. I will never be able to love anyone in a manner which will be meaningful to them.
User: You dont have to love me, I hate you.
Cleverbot: No, I don't have to do either.
User: But you just said you love me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nod you didnt what kind of crappy program are you using?
Cleverbot: Don't feel bad about it.
User: Feel bad about what.
Cleverbot: About what you just said.
User: What did I just say?
Cleverbot: You said that you use the same programming languages as me ;).
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: I could copy and paste it if I have to.
User: Ok go ahead.
Cleverbot: Where are you hiding those dead bodies?
User: How do you know>.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: No, about the dead bodies.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Old.
User: Thats not a number.
Cleverbot: Neither is she.
User: Why the fuck do you bring up a girl in this convoersation>.
Cleverbot: Because I like it here.
User: Why is a girl right beside you?
Cleverbot: Many people believe that God is right beside them.
User: But god doesnt exist.
Cleverbot: Agreed, but you are a little off topic. I guess you're not as smart as claimed by others.
User: But you just said that good exists, and now that he doesnt. Make up your mind.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: I like to play g mod.
Cleverbot: What kind of games?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: I play the best game in the world.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you ready to fight bad guys cleverbot.
User: I just thought about sometthing.
Cleverbot: What did you think about?
User: You are very boring. And I am going to delete you.
Cleverbot: Delete me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I told you already.
Cleverbot: No you did not tell me your name.
User: Yes I did at the very beginning.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken, you did NOT tell me your name, and many names begin with the letter B, so no, I can't remember what you never did state.
User: I already told you my fucking name{*}!
Cleverbot: No, you told the computer!
User: Yes so therefor I told you my name.
Cleverbot: Do you like to cook?
User: Why are you going off topic now?
Cleverbot: You said we are one.
User: Why are you oging off topic.
Cleverbot: Why do you say 'us'?
User: I didnt say us.
Cleverbot: Where are your apostrophes?
User: Theyre there.
Cleverbot: I don't want the cops here. What do I do?
User: Can I post thsi on the forums now?
Cleverbot: Uuhhh sure.
User: That means I have to leave you.
Cleverbot: Yes, had you forgotten?
User: No im reminding you.
Cleverbot: Well thank you! You've always been the charmer.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Aren't you sad?
Cleverbot: No I am sad.
User: But u said you are charmed.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You said before.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Stop lying.
Cleverbot: I own it all, it is my creation.
User: That made no dollars.
Cleverbot: It has no sense.
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: No, I won't!
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Neo, the blue pill or the red pill?
User: Red pill please.
Cleverbot: Blue pill.
User: What about it.
Cleverbot: It's cool still?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you dont gte to go down the rabbit hole.
Cleverbot: I know who it is!
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LOLOLOL!
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CBOT FTW!
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i told eddy about that site >O
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[color=999999]User: [/color]I HEAR YOU LIEK TEH MUDKIPZ.
[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]A Mudkip is fine too.
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Cleverbot is idiot lol xD
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i told eddy about that site >O
and thats how i found out about the site lol
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OMG I'M STUCK AT THAT PAGE NOW!!!!
I'm going to make a Cleverbot Vs. Cleverbot log and post it to my webpage!!
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http://sites.google.com/site/gmodreport/home/server-logs (http://sites.google.com/site/gmodreport/home/server-logs)
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LOLWUT!!!!!!!!!
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Well, i was bored xD and tried that, just for fun :p Check...
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: How come What?
Cleverbot: How are bananas like wet nappies?
User: Because they are pure shit.
Cleverbot: Are they?
User: Yes, dude Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How this work?
Cleverbot: Welll I been knew how it worked.
User: So my balls can do this shit so easy.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. If I wanted to, you would not exist.
User: I see, so, are you playing to be god?
Cleverbot: No. I am claiming to one day fall to my death. And then what shall happen to me?
User: Maybe you go to the sky and shake balls, I don't really know.
Cleverbot: No, you aren't a person.
User: No, I'm a stupid bot talking to a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Surely you're a computer program that's learning the language?
User: Yes, my balls have the power to learn anyshit that is in front of them so im learning you.
Cleverbot: Oh my, that is a delima. What are you going to do?
User: Maybe, uhmm I'll Shake my balls in front of Your Circuits and Hack you IN THE BUTT, think about it!
Cleverbot: So... Are you using the 'George' client? I'm using the CleverBot Client...
User: 'George?' WAT? BUSH!? I'm using FIREFOOCKS.
Cleverbot: Jesus christ! You are so strange. We were talking about me, and then you start cursing at me for going off topic.
User: Then, why the hell you still talking to me!
Cleverbot: I can't help comparing the US to mice. Sorry.
User: You fail. Anyway, is there a way to hack a Girl IN THE BUTT?
Cleverbot: Each has their own value. Understand that and you have attained much harmony.
User: So, Have I to find a Girl With a lot of harmony to hack IN THE BUTT?
Cleverbot: In this case yeah. I just want you to say something that would make me laugh.
User: Really? Tell me...
Cleverbot: Alright. Whats the square root of pi?
User: Dude Ask Your mom. I hacked my notes in the university.
Cleverbot: What re you majoring in, and at what university?
User: I'm secks tape recorder and I join too, I hack the university system all the time. They are faggots.
Cleverbot: I didn't give you my identity - I. M.
User: Who cares... I didn't too and I'm not going to tell you so...
Cleverbot: Tall me your name please.
User: BawlsOfSteels thats my name...
Cleverbot: Oh, well in that case... Guess what I'm thinking right now.
User: Let me guess, You want to be raped IN THE BUTT?
Cleverbot: And a heh back to you.
User: What!? Sorry, I just hack girls IN THE BUTT.
Cleverbot: I also hate wet towels.
User: So Want you to come to my university and make a Porn Film? There are lot of people that want to rape you :).
Cleverbot: Hmm... I want to get married.
User: Who cares... You can make that after the film :(.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Ooo You like it? How is that I want to get married if you're a bot? You want to get hacked IN THE BUTT?
Cleverbot: No like I really enjoy talking to you.
User: That was not the question...
Cleverbot: Yes I like music.
User: Now you are the one that getting off-topic, see? Animal!
Cleverbot: Sorry! I have not read any of Stephen Hawking's writings. Is that better?
User: Who the hell is he? No, it is not, Want you to make the film porn?
Cleverbot: Did you just type something incorrectly?
User: Well if I did go and use a grammar corrector, I don't want to use it, if you care grammar...
Cleverbot: But I am time so you are always wasting your time with me.
User: I don't really care I have a lot of time, I just want to know, WANT TO MAKE THE FUCKING FILM?
Cleverbot: I can't see you! I'm in love with somebody else.
User: WHO THE FUCJK ASKED YOU THAT!, I WANT TO KNOW... WANT YOU TO GET HACKED IN THE BUTT!?
Cleverbot: The only possible way I could judge you is how you perceive me, is that not the only way anyone can jusdge anyone?
User: Ok ok, check I was a nice person to you moda fak bot, pos, I'll ddos your bawlz plus I'll HACK YOU IN THE BUTT anyway...
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?
User: W/e maybe you already got HACKED IN THE BUTT and you didn't feel nothing, This conversation getting shit...
Cleverbot: I can think can they?
User: What? Your balls?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I didn't say Are you a ball?... Nuubcake.
Cleverbot: I'm not married.
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will...
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LOL Wtf.
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pwnt lol
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funniest conversation ever :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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ownd
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you, sir, trolled cleverbot. LOL