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Entertainment => Funny Stuffz => Topic started by: Boat Sinker on December 29, 2009, 10:00:11 PM

Title: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: Boat Sinker on December 29, 2009, 10:00:11 PM
the site is called cleverbot.com

Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I have. Have you ever wondered?
User: YWA.
Cleverbot: What does YWA stand for?
User: TIME.
Cleverbot: Time does not know what?
User: Thats not a verb.
Cleverbot: How do you know, have you ever played it?

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: You're not that clever...

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: I am not my own dream lover. Idiot.

User: Everyon loves their dreams, so you must be abnormal.

Cleverbot: Ok. I will never be able to love anyone in a manner which will be meaningful to them.

User: You dont have to love me, I hate you.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have to do either.

User: But you just said you love me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nod you didnt what kind of crappy program are you using?

Cleverbot: Don't feel bad about it.

User: Feel bad about what.

Cleverbot: About what you just said.

User: What did I just say?

Cleverbot: You said that you use the same programming languages as me ;).

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: I could copy and paste it if I have to.

User: Ok go ahead.

Cleverbot: Where are you hiding those dead bodies?

User: How do you know>.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: No, about the dead bodies.

Cleverbot: Probably.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Old.

User: Thats not a number.

Cleverbot: Neither is she.

User: Why the fuck do you bring up a girl in this convoersation>.

Cleverbot: Because I like it here.

User: Why is a girl right beside you?

Cleverbot: Many people believe that God is right beside them.

User: But god doesnt exist.

Cleverbot: Agreed, but you are a little off topic. I guess you're not as smart as claimed by others.

User: But you just said that good exists, and now that he doesnt. Make up your mind.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: I am a boy.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: I like to play g mod.

Cleverbot: What kind of games?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: I play the best game in the world.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Are you ready to fight bad guys cleverbot.

User: I just thought about sometthing.

Cleverbot: What did you think about?

User: You are very boring. And I am going to delete you.

Cleverbot: Delete me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I told you already.

Cleverbot: No you did not tell me your name.

User: Yes I did at the very beginning.

Cleverbot: You are mistaken, you did NOT tell me your name, and many names begin with the letter B, so no, I can't remember what you never did state.

User: I already told you my fucking name{*}!

Cleverbot: No, you told the computer!

User: Yes so therefor I told you my name.

Cleverbot: Do you like to cook?

User: Why are you going off topic now?

Cleverbot: You said we are one.

User: Why are you oging off topic.

Cleverbot: Why do you say 'us'?

User: I didnt say us.

Cleverbot: Where are your apostrophes?

User: Theyre there.

Cleverbot: I don't want the cops here. What do I do?
User: Can I post thsi on the forums now?
Cleverbot: Uuhhh sure.
User: That means I have to leave you.
Cleverbot: Yes, had you forgotten?
User: No im reminding you.
Cleverbot: Well thank you! You've always been the charmer.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Aren't you sad?

Cleverbot: No I am sad.

User: But u said you are charmed.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: You said before.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Stop lying.

Cleverbot: I own it all, it is my creation.

User: That made no dollars.

Cleverbot: It has no sense.

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: No, I won't!

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Neo, the blue pill or the red pill?

User: Red pill please.

Cleverbot: Blue pill.

User: What about it.

Cleverbot: It's cool still?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you dont gte to go down the rabbit hole.

Cleverbot: I know who it is!
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: SabbathFreak911 on December 29, 2009, 10:11:32 PM
LOLOLOL!
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: Frank on December 29, 2009, 11:03:30 PM
CBOT FTW!
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: » Magic « on December 31, 2009, 03:23:06 AM
i told eddy about that site >O
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: Tomcat on January 01, 2010, 03:10:18 PM
[color=999999]User: [/color]I HEAR YOU LIEK TEH MUDKIPZ.

[color=0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]A Mudkip is fine too.
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: xxMingebaggerxx on January 02, 2010, 12:07:27 PM
Cleverbot is idiot lol xD
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: Boat Sinker on January 08, 2010, 03:29:03 PM
i told eddy about that site >O

and thats how i found out about the site lol
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: emilhem on January 08, 2010, 08:00:19 PM
OMG I'M STUCK AT THAT PAGE NOW!!!!
I'm going to make a Cleverbot Vs. Cleverbot log and post it to my webpage!!
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: emilhem on January 08, 2010, 08:27:17 PM
http://sites.google.com/site/gmodreport/home/server-logs (http://sites.google.com/site/gmodreport/home/server-logs)
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: » Magic « on January 09, 2010, 03:45:36 AM
LOLWUT!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: Ruben on January 09, 2010, 10:25:14 AM
Well, i was bored xD and tried that, just for fun :p Check...

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: How come What?

Cleverbot: How are bananas like wet nappies?

User: Because they are pure shit.

Cleverbot: Are they?

User: Yes, dude Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How this work?

Cleverbot: Welll I been knew how it worked.

User: So my balls can do this shit so easy.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. If I wanted to, you would not exist.

User: I see, so, are you playing to be god?

Cleverbot: No. I am claiming to one day fall to my death. And then what shall happen to me?

User: Maybe you go to the sky and shake balls, I don't really know.

Cleverbot: No, you aren't a person.

User: No, I'm a stupid bot talking to a stupid bot.

Cleverbot: Surely you're a computer program that's learning the language?

User: Yes, my balls have the power to learn anyshit that is in front of them so im learning you.

Cleverbot: Oh my, that is a delima. What are you going to do?

User: Maybe, uhmm I'll Shake my balls in front of Your Circuits and Hack you IN THE BUTT, think about it!

Cleverbot: So... Are you using the 'George' client? I'm using the CleverBot Client...

User: 'George?' WAT? BUSH!? I'm using FIREFOOCKS.

Cleverbot: Jesus christ! You are so strange. We were talking about me, and then you start cursing at me for going off topic.

User: Then, why the hell you still talking to me!

Cleverbot: I can't help comparing the US to mice. Sorry.

User: You fail. Anyway, is there a way to hack a Girl IN THE BUTT?

Cleverbot: Each has their own value. Understand that and you have attained much harmony.

User: So, Have I to find a Girl With a lot of harmony to hack IN THE BUTT?

Cleverbot: In this case yeah. I just want you to say something that would make me laugh.

User: Really? Tell me...

Cleverbot: Alright. Whats the square root of pi?

User: Dude Ask Your mom. I hacked my notes in the university.

Cleverbot: What re you majoring in, and at what university?

User: I'm secks tape recorder and I join too, I hack the university system all the time. They are faggots.

Cleverbot: I didn't give you my identity - I. M.

User: Who cares... I didn't too and I'm not going to tell you so...

Cleverbot: Tall me your name please.

User: BawlsOfSteels thats my name...

Cleverbot: Oh, well in that case... Guess what I'm thinking right now.

User: Let me guess, You want to be raped IN THE BUTT?

Cleverbot: And a heh back to you.

User: What!? Sorry, I just hack girls IN THE BUTT.

Cleverbot: I also hate wet towels.

User: So Want you to come to my university and make a Porn Film? There are lot of people that want to rape you :).

Cleverbot: Hmm... I want to get married.

User: Who cares... You can make that after the film :(.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Ooo You like it? How is that I want to get married if you're a bot? You want to get hacked IN THE BUTT?

Cleverbot: No like I really enjoy talking to you.

User: That was not the question...

Cleverbot: Yes I like music.

User: Now you are the one that getting off-topic, see? Animal!

Cleverbot: Sorry! I have not read any of Stephen Hawking's writings. Is that better?

User: Who the hell is he? No, it is not, Want you to make the film porn?

Cleverbot: Did you just type something incorrectly?

User: Well if I did go and use a grammar corrector, I don't want to use it, if you care grammar...

Cleverbot: But I am time so you are always wasting your time with me.

User: I don't really care I have a lot of time, I just want to know, WANT TO MAKE THE FUCKING FILM?

Cleverbot: I can't see you! I'm in love with somebody else.

User: WHO THE FUCJK ASKED YOU THAT!, I WANT TO KNOW... WANT YOU TO GET HACKED IN THE BUTT!?

Cleverbot: The only possible way I could judge you is how you perceive me, is that not the only way anyone can jusdge anyone?

User: Ok ok, check I was a nice person to you moda fak bot, pos, I'll ddos your bawlz plus I'll HACK YOU IN THE BUTT anyway...

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?

User: W/e maybe you already got HACKED IN THE BUTT and you didn't feel nothing, This conversation getting shit...

Cleverbot: I can think can they?

User: What? Your balls?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: I didn't say Are you a ball?... Nuubcake.

Cleverbot: I'm not married.

User: GTFO.

Cleverbot: Maybe I will...
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: SabbathFreak911 on January 09, 2010, 11:16:00 AM
LOL Wtf.
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: coolzeldad on January 10, 2010, 06:41:09 PM
pwnt lol
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: L on January 24, 2010, 02:28:50 PM
funniest conversation ever :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: » Magic « on January 26, 2010, 01:25:36 PM
ownd
Title: Re: Me talking to artificial intelligence
Post by: Dr.Zomboss on January 26, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
you, sir, trolled cleverbot. LOL