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metalbeersolid:
--- Quote from: Supertoaster on September 14, 2011, 07:43:16 PM ---Make one out of fools gold and sell it for $20 then we'll talk.
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I see what you did there.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)Phone pun
Anyway, there are obvious reasons why they don't make Phones out of gold.
So here they are;
* They would be impractically heavy
* They would have to be pretty beefy in the gold department because gold is soft
* Gold is tacky if it isn't jewelry (or guns)And finally,
* Who wouldn't steal a gold phone?
Osme:
--- Quote from: Cheesicle on September 15, 2011, 06:48:27 AM ---Quit being an asshole.
And yeah, it's ugly as fuckk.
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not trying to be ;-;
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--- Quote from: metalbeersolid on September 16, 2011, 09:12:01 PM ---I see what you did there.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)Phone pun
Anyway, there are obvious reasons why they don't make Phones out of gold.
So here they are;
* They would be impractically heavy
* They would have to be pretty beefy in the gold department because gold is soft
* Gold is tacky if it isn't jewelry (or guns)And finally,
* Who wouldn't steal a gold phone?
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What about:
Losing your Solid-Gold Phone in the Storm Drain/Sewer (I've seen so many people do this)
Lose it anywhere else
Left your GOLD phone in the dryer
Dropping your phone (with the batteries exposed) into a pool (CONDUCTIVITY)
Walking in the rain with a Gold Phone (Dat urbin miff about lightning and phones OR just getting struck; the point is that if you get struck and survive, your SOLID GOLD phone will be melded to your skin [it can't evaporate since the fucking brick would be the equivalent of a Golden Bar with buttons and then some] or wherever it was)
WHY IS THAT THERE>[/list]
Sabb:
--- Quote from: metalbeersolid on September 16, 2011, 09:12:01 PM ---I see what you did there.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)Phone pun
Anyway, there are obvious reasons why they don't make Phones out of gold.
So here they are;
* They would be impractically heavy
* They would have to be pretty beefy in the gold department because gold is soft
* Gold is tacky if it isn't jewelry (or guns)And finally,
* Who wouldn't steal a gold phone?
--- End quote ---
>Danish luxury retailer
>argument invalid
It's not a phone for practical use, it's a phone for "Imakeupformylackofeverythingbyshowingoffallmymoney"[/list]
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