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Sabb:
Preach elsewhere.

aerobro:
my religion teacher said we had to be chaste and not listen to lil boosie.

cogsandspigots:
Erm.... wasn't Einstein.... you know.... agnostic?


Either way, epic comeback.
There was a 2nd part to this comeback that I read else where.

Professor: Well then, you certainly look up to Jesus and accept him as the Son of God, right?
Student: Of course.
P: Have you ever seen Jesus, have you ever heard him, smelled him, tasted him, or felt him?
S: Well, no.
P: If you can not find something with your 5 senses, it doesn't exist.
S: With all due respect, have any of us seen your brain, heard it, smelled it, tasted it, or felt it?
P: Are you implying I don't have a brain.
S: No, I am implying that people can not sense it directly in any way, but we can certainly sense it's effects.
P: Your point?
S: No one now can sense Jesus directly, but we can see and hear his effects on the world. From changing peoples hearts and helping to perform miracles around the world.





As for religion in public schools?
No way, that's just a shitstorm waiting to happen.

blαh2355:
Since we're on a semi-topic of religion, I'm gonna use this quote now.

"When you speak to god, you're religious; when god speaks to you, you are psychotic."

Сєşάя:

--- Quote from: General Socialism on September 06, 2011, 04:47:04 PM ---Since we're on a semi-topic of religion, I'm gonna use this quote now.

"When you speak to god, you're religious; when god speaks to you, you are psychotic."

--- End quote ---

If god speak with you? Will you be psychotic??

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