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aerobro:
waffle I read your chats and I think this uneeded picture is in order
Bullet Freeman:
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--- Quote ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i like em big i like emm chunky .
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You: i like em HOERS
Stranger: disterbing
You: GTFO AND TAKE YOUR FAIL WITH YOU
Stranger: okay .
Stranger: me sorry .
Stranger: i leave .
You: me waffle O________O
Stranger: its delicious .
You: i liek mudkipz
Stranger: umm whatz dat ?
You: ITSA MARIO!
Stranger: Luigi
You: MAMA MIA, GTFO
Stranger: What .
Stranger: me no speak Japon .
You: germans took french oranges
Stranger: really ?
You: gtfo yarly
Stranger: NO YELL AT ME .
You: YO NEEL MT AE
You: DAWG
Stranger: YOU GOTTA CHILL .
You: COU YOTTA GHILL
Stranger: thankz for calling .
You: MUDKIPZ O________O
Stranger: ayyy uste callmatee me no speak chinese loco .
You: me got boner
You: ching chang chong
Stranger: ayy you no talk to me that way .
You: mung yai?
Stranger: ku
You: cheng dong fotha mucka
Stranger: Adios .
You: rong ding dong
Stranger: ping pang pooo
You: Imitating, ur doing it wrong
Stranger: Ugh no your wrong .
You: SO, YU SPIK INGLISH?
Stranger: n
You: I
Stranger: No me speak engles like ricki engles .
You: EAT
You: YOUR
You: CHEEZEBURGER
Stranger: hahaha okay ,
You: I
You: DRINK
You: YO
You: MILKSHAKE
You: I
Stranger: NOOOO
You: SCREW
You: YER
Stranger: LEAVEEE MEE ALONE
You: MAM
Stranger: CREAPER
Stranger: POOPER
You: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You have disconnected.
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Ἆxule:
Bump because relevant.
--- Quote ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello im a MILF hunter
You: explain to me what the means
Stranger: Are you a female ?
You: I'm 9 what is this
Stranger: You are nine years old ?
You: My mom says I shouldn't talk to strangers
You: what does MILF mean
Stranger: And you should listen to her
Stranger: Is your mom around ?
You: Why
Stranger: You have made a mistake by coming to Omegle, and I have to tell her what you did
Stranger: Call her
You: She says she's tired
You: Should I call my daddy instead
Stranger: (of course she is lol)
Stranger: Yeah
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello
You: Who is this
You: MILF
Stranger: Hello Mr Roberts
You: Why
Stranger: Im the CEO of omegle
You: Omegle
Stranger: i need to talk to mrs.. Roberts
You: what i-
Stranger: is she here ?
You: What is this site
You: Obviously a chatting site
Stranger: Indeed sir
Stranger: Hello im a MILF hunter
You: Why were you talking to my 9 year old
Stranger: Im talking to your wife
Stranger: She forget your son soccer jersey at my home
Stranger: Can i talk to her please ?
You: Oh!
You: Kasandra right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Kassssssandra
You: CEO of Omegle eh?
Stranger: Come on don't be such a pain in the ass, and start pretending being Mrs Roberts
Stranger: mrs roberts ?
You: I don't feel comfortable with you talking to my 9 year old
You: Especially with you being a MILF hunter...
Stranger: Hello Mrs Roberts im Ridley Scott I'm a MILF hunter, working for CNNN
You: Good bye ma'am
You have disconnected.
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ٶȻhriʂ:
--- Quote ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video
Find strangers with common interests (Settings)
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·UηİŦ··:
--- Quote ---Question to discuss:
do u believe in love at the first sight?
You: Meh.
Stranger: no, love at first site is like lust
You: ^
Stranger: we talked about this in english when we were reading romeo and juliet
Stranger: like yesterday
You: I don't and will never "fall in love" with someone just by looking at someone, either. I have to know them... like, KNOW them. I'm not that mindless and self-esteem-less...
You: Or mindless in general.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I wanna tell you a funny story about school
Stranger: please don't dc in the middle
You: BUT
You: WHEN DID YOU START TELLING A STORY MARK
You: I NEVER SAID YES
Stranger: it's a pretty short story
You: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU FORCING A FANFIC DOWN MY THROAT
Stranger: I'm a guy
Stranger: I go to school
You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
You: FUCK
Stranger: alright, just listen
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: fine, dc
You: POLICE
Stranger: if you want, you can dc
You: fap
--- End quote ---
I never asked for a life story, Mark.
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