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Bullet Freeman:
Magnets?


--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: How do magnets work?

Stranger: m/f

You: incorrect

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--- End code ---



ITS A COMPUTER!


--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: How do magnets work?

Stranger: 13,883 strangers online

Stranger: m omegle

You: i knnow

You: i have eyes

Stranger: u r using invalid IP address

You: I like jelly beans

Stranger: register ur computer

You: Y U DO DIS

Stranger: else strict action will be take

You: gtfo

Stranger: coz

You: cool story bro

Stranger: people r using fake id

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: do i look lik bro?

Stranger: m computer

Stranger: i dont have pennis

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: i dont so sex

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: no loo

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: m a computer

You: very cool story bro.

Stranger: memmory 1 Tb

Stranger: RAM 2Tb

You: ultra cool story bro.

Stranger: OS window 8

You: AND IM A WAFFLE

Stranger: motherboard intel p100

You: AND GUESS WHAT

Stranger: graphic card Nvdia

You: oh sorry im busy not giving a fuck

You: please hold

Stranger: fuck off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Moms


--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny female?

You: no, that would be your mother

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--- End code ---



SUPRISE BUTTCEKS!


--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hola

You: SUPRISE BUTTCEKS!

Stranger: what?

You: TWO SUPRISE BUTTCEKSES!!

Stranger: What?

You: THREE SUPRISE BUTTCEKSES!!!

Stranger: PENIS

You: DIECK

Stranger: That's just Honky Dory

You: I MAST SEIV THE HUMENS

You: HURR DURR IM A HOERS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--- End code ---

cogsandspigots:
I love spy mode now.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who is your favorite pony and why?

Stranger 2: no.

Stranger 1: your mom

Stranger 1: cuz she is nice

Stranger 2: lol a mom joke!!!

Stranger 1: and has tits

Stranger 2: that's funny!!!!

Stranger 1: and nigger

Stranger 2: ur funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger 1: and her vagina is closed due to aids

Stranger 2: fuck off you pre-teen.

Stranger 2: what are you

Stranger 2: 6?

Stranger 1: im 12 and what is this

Stranger 2: can you not think of anything original

Stranger 1: go to imagefap.com

Stranger 2: other than "your mom nigger lol"

Stranger 1: and search lolita

Stranger 2: holy shit you are fucking annoying

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: niggers

Stranger 1: you mad bro

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: but how

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: do i enter my credit card info

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: do i need a gold account?

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: what is this?

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 2: HOLY FUCK.

Stranger 1: why is your name stranger?

Stranger 2: STOP.

Stranger 1: lol im old fag

Stranger 2: NO YOU'RE NOT.

Stranger 1: ive been on b since

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: the begging of this summer

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: thats a month

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: im not a newfag

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: ive been here since last month

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: i should have gone up in rank

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: i think your mad sir

Stranger 2: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Stranger 2: STOP IT

Stranger 1: no your not

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG ALREADY.

Stranger 2: IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

Stranger 1: i cant stop the newfaggotry

Stranger 2: YES YOU CAN

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A FUCKING NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: how do i do it?????????????

Stranger 2: you are the reason the internet is the worst place ever.

Stranger 1: ALL CAPS HOLDING SHIFT= GOD MODE?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: it's cruise control.

Stranger 2: stop being a fucking 6 year old.

Stranger 1: HOW AM I GAY??????

Stranger 2: and start learning the internet.

Stranger 2 has disconnected
I'm surprised that lasted as long as it did.

·UηİŦ··:
My face.
trollface.jpg


Spoiler (click to show/hide)
--- Code: ---Question to discuss:
Furries: "GTFO", "I can tolerate them" or "<3"? (Is not a Furry/does not care about furries unless provoked)

Stranger 1: u r a furry

Stranger 1: u new tht shit

Stranger 2: They can go die

Stranger 1: wow

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 1: how rude

Stranger 2: <3

Stranger 2: ilu bby

Stranger 1: what if i were a furry

Stranger 2: Yeahhhhh

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: same shit i said

Stranger 1: fuck furfags irl

Stranger 1: fucking faggots

Stranger 2: Yeah

Stranger 2: And what's worst are the sonic fans oh man

Stranger 1: man

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: fuck sonic

Stranger 1: that nigga ugly

Stranger 1: i know this one

Stranger 1: autistic faggot

Stranger 1: name tim

Stranger 1: n he draw sonic recolorings

Stranger 2: Oh shit no

Stranger 1: and claim it as his own

Stranger 1: that nigga retarded

Stranger 1: i swear

Stranger 2: Seriously man

Stranger 2: Fuck those guys

Stranger 1: http://www.youtube.com/user/RetroVGN

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: that that nigga youtube

Stranger 2: Holy shit

Stranger 1: one of those faggot

Stranger 1: nintendo fanboys

Stranger 2: Kill it with fire dear lord

Stranger 1: if i knew where that nigga lived

Stranger 1: id go to his house

Stranger 1: and kill that nigga

Stranger 2: Damn straight

Stranger 2: Nice conversation dude. Bye now

Stranger 2 has disconnected
--- End code ---


--- Code: ---Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 2: hahaah

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Stranger 2: :P

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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--- Quote ---Stranger 2: Oh my god yes

Stranger 1: haha

Stranger 2: I was one when I was 12 sad to say

Stranger 1: i don't hate them, but i don't "get" them

Stranger 2: I was young and stupid thouhg

Stranger 1: 12?

Stranger 1: i didn;t even know what they were until a few years ago

Stranger 2 has disconnected
--- End quote ---

EXPOSEEEE

yoshi:
Talk to strangers!
15,648 strangers online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'm a huge faggot plz rape my face

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wafflepiezz:
LOL YOSHI

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