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Goat:
--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: be honest. there are no girls on here.
You: ikr
You: i look for girls
You: on the interwebs
You: they give secks
Stranger: yes, buttsecks
Stranger: surprise buttsecks
You: oh god
You: wwat
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: they're crazy
You: crazy surpise buttsecks
You: is like
You: hot
Stranger: yeah, you said it bro.
You: my balls are imploded up my ass
Stranger: dang!! how does that feel?
You: like
You: i could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Stranger: dang, pretty awesome sounding.
You: the zed
You: they are coming
You: shit
Stranger: FUCK
You: i need to barricade my doors
You: FUCK
You: THEY ARE COMMIN THROUGH THE WIN-
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: NO YOU STRANGER
Stranger: DONT DIE ON ME
You: OH GOD THEY ARE COMM-
Stranger: GRAB THE 12 GAUGE
You: OHHHHHHH GOD
You: THEY BUSTED THE DOOR DOWN
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Roach :3:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
You: Some one
You: Ok
Stranger: hi to
Stranger: are u for m
You: Noep
Stranger: are u f or m
You: M
Stranger: fuck u
You: :3
You: I like jelly beans
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
yoshi:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love pizza
Stranger: i love pussy
You: and cake
Stranger: and tits
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
idk random
Roach :3:
Awwww you didn't make him rage quit :3
Bullet Freeman:
Troll fail
--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: what's a good song?
You: cake
Stranger: other
You: cake 2
You: lol
Stranger: -______-
You: dem wimen been chasing me whole day
Stranger: who's that?
You: barely barricaded myself in my house
You: wimen
You: been
You: chasing
You: me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--- End code ---
Unexpected
--- Code: ---You: How do magnets work?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: gay male?
You: FUCK OFF
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Too hard question
--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a Bro?
Stranger: Mhm.
You: Fuck yea Bro
Stranger: XD
You: There are no girls around here
Stranger: Yeah...
You: Benn searching......
You: Nope
You: Bee*
You: Been*
You: My keyboard is shit
Stranger: aaah.
You: How do Magnets work?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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So many gays on Omeegle
--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: to be honest there are no girls around here
Stranger: i'm a male
You: yep
You: me too
Stranger: i'm a gay
You: Go eat a dick!
You have disconnected.
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And so he went as i told im....
--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: do you usa?
You: Go eat a dick!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Racist Piece of shi.....
--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: nigga
You: homie
Stranger: lolololololololololol
You: go eat a potato
Stranger: i'm not irish
You: well i dont give a fuck
Stranger: well fuck me motherfucker
You: well go suck a dick
Stranger: your dick?
You: aww dang
You: you ruined it
You: gtfo
Stranger: nooooooo
You: nooooooo what
Stranger: no I wont lick your ballbag
You: HURR DURR IM A HOERS
Stranger: really - I thought you were a nigger
You: aw you racisist piec.....OMFG THEY ARE COMING
Stranger: who are?
You: THEY ARE BRAKING DOWN THE DO....
Stranger: the niggers?
You: THEYR COMING TROUGH THE WIN......
You: THEY ARE HE....
You: AWW FUC
Stranger: they're coming
Stranger: ?
Stranger: oh gawd
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: is my nigga dead?
You: maybe
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: i grabbed the shotgun
Stranger: and shot yourself?
You: but it aint done
You: hell no
You: i shot them
You: dem crazy wimen
Stranger: white women?
You: they be swarm...HERE THE COME AGAIN!
Stranger: they're cumming
Stranger: ?
You: I BARRICADED THE WINDOWS
You: ANDHE DOORS
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: and the garbage chute?
You: THEYR COMING OUT OF MY DICK
You: AWW HELL NO
Stranger: oh gawd - it's the tadpoles
Stranger: nigger
Stranger: oh he dead
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Im a potato!
--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: Asl ? (:
You: Im a potato
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--- End code ---
Im a potato II
--- Code: ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl?
You: yes
Stranger: bi les or straight
You: wanna have sexy time?
Stranger: yes
You: aww dang bro, Im acctualy a potato.
You have disconnected.
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