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Wafflepiezz:
LOL MEMO

Devie:
I fucking forgot completely that I made this thread.
and wtf I used all caps for the subject



Jeez I don't remember this at all LOL

Foofoojack:
Stranger: are u justin bieber ?
You: howd you know
Stranger: duno just guesed are i realy him ?
You: yeah!
You: no joke!
Stranger: okee whens ur birthday and thn i will believe u
You: march first
You: 1994
Stranger: OMB IT IS U !!!!!! I LOVE U SO MUCH XX
You: thank you!
Stranger: are u seroius
You: as serious as they get
You: whats your name?
Stranger: niamh can u follow me on twitter ??
Stranger: niamh_bieber99
You: alright ill start followin u
Stranger: thank you so much x
You: yeah no problem, ill send it soon
You: bye!
Stranger: thank you bye xxx
Stranger: omb thank you xxxxxxxxx
You have disconnected.

memo3300:
how the fuck you knew the birthday of justin bieber?

Cable:
I pretend to be a bot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I FUCKING LOVE DUBSTEP
Stranger: y0 dawg
You: Hi.
You: How are you.
You: Question mark.
Stranger: p3niiisz
You: Thats mature.
Stranger: ikr
You: So do you like Dubstep?
Stranger: i love it
You: Thats right.
You: Everyone loves it.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not my p3niisz
You: You are some type of 1337 I see.
Stranger: yes
You: Thats cool.
You: Do you 1337 a lot?
Stranger: im coo
You: or just when you're alone?
Stranger: im not alone
You: So we have guests?
Stranger: yes my p3niiisz
You: Oh, of course.
Stranger: =]
You: How did I forget jim?
You: *him
Stranger: na jk we have guests
You: Unless your p3niiisz is name jim.
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: na its name is tim
You: I am neither male or female.
You: I am simply a robot.
You: A chatting bot you may say.
Stranger: does this robot have a wet pussy
You: My gears are a tad greasy.
Stranger: thats what i like to hear
You: Oh, Stop. You're making my CPU spark.
Stranger: lol
You: Would you like me to graph out a image of my harddrive?
You: Its quite large.
You: Around 500gb's
You: Well over enough to please any person.
Stranger: dayyyyyuuuuuum mama
Stranger: im gonna leave you and your sexy hard drive <3
You: You are leaving?
Stranger: yes, i cummed.
You: You make my harddrive floppy.
You: Floppier than a Floppy disk.
Stranger: alright
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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